| Mama got a call from the Principal’s office,
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| «Better get down here fast
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| 'Cause Mandy passed out when her water broke in the middle of geometry class.»
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| Her mama didn’t know she was nine months late
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| Been gettin' on her 'bout gainin' weight
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| And now she’s a grandma
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| Somebody had a baby
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| Somebody had a breakdown
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| Oh, it’s a big day
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| In a small town
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| Willy Smith swore he wouldn’t miss one more of Junior’s football games
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| Got his twelve-pack o' Bud and his Friday night buzz
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| Headin' south in the northbound lane
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| Junior’s in the endzone, halfback pitch
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| Willy’s sittin' upside-down in a ditch
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| And the crowd goes wild
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| Somebody wrecked a pick-up
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| Somebody scored a touchdown
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| Oh, it’s a big day
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| In a small town
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| There ain’t no mall, no waffle house
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| But there’s always somethin' to talk about
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| Around here somebody shot a deer
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| Somebody’s gettin' married, buried, or carried away
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| The sun comes up
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| And the sun goes down
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| Ah, it’s a big day
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| In a small town
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| Rumour goin' 'round about a Methodist man
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| And a jail bait checkout queen
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| His wife caught wind of unspeakable sin
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| Goin' down on Aisle 13
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| She left all the chicken in the fryin' pan
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| Threw all the kids in the grand caravan
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| With a baseball bat
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| Somebody went to Wal-Mart
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| In nothin' but a night-gown
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| Oh, it’s a big day
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| In a small town
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| There ain’t no mall, no waffle house
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| But there’s always somethin' to talk about
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| Around here somebody shot a deer
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| Somebody’s gettin' married, buried, or carried away
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| The sun comes up
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| And the sun goes down
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| Ah, it’s a big day
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| In a small town |