| Fuck you mean you ain’t catching no Uber?
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| Hell nah I ain’t taking yo ass home
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| Ay where you taking those keys?
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| Don’t touch my keys now
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| Leave them keys on the counter baby that’s my shit
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| Dang, baby that’s my shit
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| Better call yo ass an Uber baby that’s my whip
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| Fo' real, baby that’s my whip
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| And don’t forget it
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| I’m lucky I ain’t buy that shit on credit
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| I’m lucky I didn’t put a ring on something I regretted
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| I’m lucky now I ain’t gotta deal with yo shit
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| Ya next nigga prolly gonna jump shit fo' real
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| Ya Mama hit me up the other day again
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| Told me she need a hunnid dollars for the rent
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| I told that bitch I’m broke as fuck as far as she know
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| Because the day before I saw her ass by the casino
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| I luhh yo pops doe
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| He’s the definition of a real nigga
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| You should both apologize he gotta deal with yas
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| But man that nigga should apologize to me
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| Cuz I put up with yo a till 3
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| Pack up yo bags, bitch you gotta leave
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| I ain’t got the time to deal with you and yo shit
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| Hurry yo ass, yo Uber 'bout to leave
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| I’ll even give you 20 bucks towards yo trip
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| And you could’ve had it all
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| You coulda been right here with me watching murder documentaries on Netflix
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| You could’ve had it all
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| But all you got now is a motherfuckin' Uber bill bitch
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| Man…
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| I don’t think you understand the gravity of the type of girl I was dealing with
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| like…
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| You know those Instagram models?
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| You know those instagram models right?
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| I’m talking 'bout the type of girls with only one concern
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| How much likes on her last photo. |
| Recognize?
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| I don’t want you here, you should 1, 2 step
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| All the way out the fuckin' front dow
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| And to top it off yas chilling by the house she’s kissing on yo neck
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| You go to unbutton those jeans but she say she got respect saying
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| «I ain’t the type of chick who just takes off her clothes quick»
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| I said, «But then why do you do it for Instgram pics?»
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| She getting mad as hell like, «You only want me for one thing»
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| I said, «How been together 3 months and I ain’t got that one thing»
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| She’s like, «Well all guys are the same, you’re all just thirsty»
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| «Well why the fuck you try every guy in the first place?»
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| And ladies don’t get me wrong guys are the same busters
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| Type of dudes that buy Jordans but he still riding the buses
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| And that nigga got two kids but he always in the club
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| That’s when you hit him up like «Come get your stuff boy»
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| Pack up yo bags, bitch you gotta leave
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| I ain’t got the time to deal with you and yo shit
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| Hurry yo ass, yo Uber 'bout to leave
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| I’ll even give you 20 bucks towards yo trip
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| And you could’ve had it all
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| Coulda done cute white people shit like ordering things we can’t pronounce from
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| Starbucks
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| You could’ve had it all
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| Yeah that coulda been us
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| I’ma need that 20 bucks back too
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| That’s like three days of gas money and a pack of bubble gum
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| You can keep the bubble gum though
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| Cuz yo breath stank! |