| Haha
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| You know it’s really quite funny
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| I used to look up to you
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| You were my fuckin' idol
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| But the truth always comes out
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| (La da da da, la da da da, la da da da da da da
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| La da da da, la da da da, la da da da da da da)
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| I don’t even know what to call you anymore
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| Dad… father
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| Oh wait but this one’s my favourite
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| Lying ass mother fucker!
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| Don’t you ever (don't you ever)
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| Come near me (come near me)
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| Or even near to my family
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| Cause I promise (cause I promise)
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| I will kill you (I will kill you)
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| Cause you’re dead as a dad to me
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| And don’t ever (and don’t ever)
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| Try to call me (try to call me)
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| Twenty years was enough to see
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| Cause I promise (cause I promise)
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| And I mean it (and I mean it)
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| You don’t ever wanna fuck with me
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| Yo
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| Let’s fuckin' picture it, shit’s about to blast the fan
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| I was only eight when mamma had to move to Amsterdam
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| And you approached her as a married man
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| So leave it up to me I’ll cut your head off like the Taliban in Pakistan
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| I can’t believe it, you’re out here making stacks of cheese
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| And while I’m stuck here struggling I should make your ass a paraplegic
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| It’s sad to see it, but dad you cheated
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| I swear to God if you come near me you’ll get stomped on with my black Adidas'
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| You had me fooled for all those years with your lies
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| But now I see it’s cause of you for all the tears in my eyes
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| And to my mother I apologise sincerely cause I
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| Was always blinded by betrayal that had appeared in disguise
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| Dad, it’s so ridiculous, feeling silly I hit you up
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| For thinking you were really a parent it makes me sick as fuck
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| And don’t be thinking that where I’m at is because of you
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| My fist is where your head will have a one way ticket to
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| Don’t you ever (don't you ever)
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| Come near me (come near me)
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| Or even near to my family
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| Cause I promise (cause I promise)
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| I will kill you (I will kill you)
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| Cause you’re dead as a dad to me
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| And don’t ever (and don’t ever)
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| Try to call me (try to call me)
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| Twenty years was enough to see
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| Cause I promise (cause I promise)
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| And I mean it (and I mean it)
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| You don’t ever wanna fuck with me
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| (What up dad?) Do you remember the birthdays you missed out?
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| (What up dad?) Do you remember breaking into our house?
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| (What up dad?) Do you remember buying food for yourself?
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| I was like six without a clue or a doubt, come on now tell me (what up dad?)
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| I wanna rip you up, no don’t just think that’s figurative
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| Living up in your villa while we suffered you told fibs to us
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| My bottom lip is up but don’t assume that means we will forget what you just
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| did to us
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| You’re finished pops
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| Let it be told, the story how you chilled in mansions with gold
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| While we nearly got evicted to be ditched in the cold
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| Don’t be tryin' to explain to us, the fact is you did it
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| The only time I put my hand to you is to smack you with it
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| And don’t go saying that you’re something that my step-dad will never be
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| He cherished me
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| Your psychopathic ass belongs in therapy
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| Or maybe I do, cause wanna know what I’d do?
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| I’d fuckin' severe your cerebrum singing la dee da doo
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| And don’t you ever
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| Don’t you ever (don't you ever)
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| Come near me (come near me)
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| Or even near to my family
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| Cause I promise (cause I promise)
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| I will kill you (I will kill you)
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| Cause you’re dead as a dad to me
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| And don’t ever (and don’t ever)
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| Try to call me (try to call me)
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| Twenty years was enough to see
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| Cause I promise (cause I promise)
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| And I mean it (and I mean it)
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| You don’t ever wanna fuck with me
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| I can’t believe this man
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| You were my fuckin' hero
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| Every time my mum tried to tell me the truth I was right there defending you
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| You ain’t even call me on my birthday
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| And now I hear you put a price on my mother’s head?
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| Fuck that — and fuck you too!
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| Cause since you took away my trust fund I’m stuck paying an interest on my
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| student loan
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| So stay the fuck away from me
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| And don’t you ever
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| Don’t you ever (don't you ever)
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| Come near me (come near me)
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| Or even near to my family
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| Cause I promise (cause I promise)
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| I will kill you (I will kill you)
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| Cause you’re dead as a dad to me
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| And don’t ever (and don’t ever)
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| Try to call me (try to call me)
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| Twenty years was enough to see
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| Cause I promise (cause I promise)
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| And I mean it (and I mean it)
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| You don’t ever wanna fuck with me
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| Don’t you ever
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| Come near me
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| Or even near to my family
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| Cause I promise
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| I will kill you
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| Cause you’re dead as a dad to me |