Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Hooker Jon, artist - Black Lips. Date of issue: 23.01.2020
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Hooker Jon |
| Come up from tub all wild, look like a four-eyed pig from Australia |
| You’re like a wine-soaked varicose genitalia |
| You’ll be a sloth-like crook who likes to fail to persevere |
| Give me a boat, Bermuda tricycle, I’ll disappear |
| Watch what you say 'cause I’ll leave you in the woods near the horse |
| And we’ll leave you there naked and let nature takes its course |
| Hooker, you think that I’m a john as I’m movin' on |
| John-john, you think that I’m a hooker and you try to book her |
| Everybody’s wrong about what turns me on |
| He thinks that I’m a hooker, she thinks that I’m a john, okay |
| Been driving all night and day just trying to find Route 66 |
| All I found was a couple teenage boys trying to sell their dicks |
| Ate 4,448 Flintstones kids to get my fix |
| We can dock our foreskins and get a real viscous mix |
| When my first son turns seven I’m gonna give him LSD and see what he says |
| Then I’ll toss him to his mama and let him suck on some breasts |
| Hooker, you think that I’m a john as I’m movin' on |
| John-john, you think that I’m a hooker and you try to book her |
| Everybody’s wrong about what turns me on |
| He thinks that I’m a hooker, she thinks that I’m a john, okay |
| Your like a Hoodoo fan, I mean oatmeal and rye |
| You’re like the prince of darkness doing patty cakes in the pig sty |
| You’ll be watching reruns of Wheel of Fortune when apocalypse comes |
| Your brain’ll be expanding when God’s kingdom comes |
| You’re like a retarded Isaac Newton in Johnny Appleseed’s mind |
| Got a concussion from an apple, make him clueless in a nine-to-five grind |
| Hooker, you think that I’m a john as I’m movin' on |
| John-john, you think that I’m a hooker and you try to book her |
| Everybody’s wrong about what turns me on |
| He thinks that I’m a hooker, she thinks that I’m a john |