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| This is the school song | 
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| This is the school song | 
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| This is the school song | 
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| This is the school song | 
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| Welcome to the school of song | 
| (This is the school song) | 
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| It’ll help you achieve perfection | 
| (This is the school song) | 
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| Destroy your record collection | 
| (This is the school song) | 
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| It’s for your own protection | 
| (This is the school song) | 
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| You’re late again | 
| (This is the school song) | 
| Thank you so much for gracing us with your presence | 
| No really, do sit down | 
| (This is the school song) | 
| And what on earth is that you’re wearing? | 
| (This is the school song) | 
| This is an educational establishment, not a night-club | 
| (This is the school song) | 
| Put your hand up, don’t mumble, don’t interrupt | 
| (This is the school song) | 
| Wipe that idiotic smile off your face | 
| (This is the school song) | 
| When you’re here you do as I say | 
| Walk in the corridors — I said walk, don’t run | 
| (This is the school song) | 
| Double detention in the school of song | 
| (This is the school song) | 
| This is the school song | 
| This is the school song | 
| This is the school song | 
| This is the school song | 
| Welcome to the school of song | 
| (This is the school song) | 
| It’ll help you achieve perfection | 
| (This is the school song) | 
| Destroy your record collection | 
| (This is the school song) | 
| It’s for your own protection | 
| (This is the school song) | 
| Right everybody, you’re going for a swim | 
| (This is the school song) | 
| Get changed into your costumes and line up by the pool | 
| (This is the school song) | 
| Yes I know it’s February — you lot need a bit of toughening up | 
| (This is the school song) | 
| You’re weak and spoilt — look at you | 
| (This is the school song) | 
| I don’t want to hear any of your excuses | 
| (This is the school song) | 
| Girls and boys from this school fought and died in the war, you know | 
| (This is the school song) | 
| Get undressed, you’re going in | 
| (This is the school song) | 
| Double games in the school of song | 
| (This is the school song) | 
| This is the school song | 
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| This is the school song | 
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| This is the school song | 
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| This is the school song | 
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| We hope you’ve enjoyed your time here as much as we’ve enjoyed having you | 
| (This is the school song) | 
| I know we haven’t always seen eye to eye | 
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| But I think you’ll come to appreciate our methods when you go out into the world | 
| (This is the school song) | 
| Some of you will achieve greatness, others of you will succeed in a more modest | 
| capacity | 
| (This is the school song) | 
| Some of you… well… | 
| (This is the school song) | 
| They’ll want to read about you for the right reasons | 
| (This is the school song) | 
| Congratulations to all of you | 
| (This is the school song) | 
| A grade 'A' from the Black Box Recorder School of Song | 
| (This is the school song) | 
| Welcome to the school of song | 
| (This is the school song) | 
| It’ll help you achieve perfection | 
| (This is the school song) | 
| For your own protection | 
| (This is the school song) | 
| Destroy your record collection | 
| (This is the school song) | 
| This is the school song | 
| This is the school song | 
| This is the school song | 
| This is the school song |