| This is the school song
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| It’ll help you achieve perfection
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| Destroy your record collection
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| It’s for your own protection
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| Heard in on Sunday evening
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| Organised a bit of a do
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| Get off the phone, Mum
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| Someone important’s trying to get through
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| (Number one)
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| 24/7 promotion
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| (Number one)
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| It’s hard work, but it’s fun
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| (Number one)
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| Adventures start in shopping centres
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| (Number one)
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| Pray that we’re number one
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| (Being number one)
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| A bed of roses
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| (Number one)
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| A box of chocolates
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| (Number one)
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| A bowl of cherries
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| (Number one)
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| Being number one
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| Being number one
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| Being number one
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| Being one
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| GSOH Q.E.D
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| Fun-loving couple seek disco diva
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| Quietly professional; |
| non-smoker
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| (GSOH Q.E.D.)
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| New to the area; |
| upwardly mobile
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| Educated female seeks Adonis
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| I love you, I want you
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| Must have you, I still love you
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| These are the things that keep us together
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| These are the things that keep us together
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| (Black Box Recorder)
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| (Black Box Recorder)
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| This is the girls guide
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| All you gotta do to be a real diva
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| Is sit in silence
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| Dripping diamonds in the back seat
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| Of a limousine
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| This is the cut-out-and-keep, read-it-and-weep
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| Guide for the real diva
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| Speeding through the night
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| You don’t need to watch the stars
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| I want to be the new Diana
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| Lying on a yacht reading photo-magazines
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| I want to be the new Diana
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| Visiting the shore occasionally
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| I was brought up to the sound of the synthesiser
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| I learned to dance to the beat of electronic drums
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| I came alive to the smouldering fire in your eyes
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| I love you now and I will till the day that I die
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| (Black Box Recorder)
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| (This is the school song)
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| (Black Box Recorder)
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| (This is the school song)
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| It’ll help you achieve perfection
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| (Black Box Recorder)
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| (This is the school song)
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| It’s for your own protection
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| (Black Box Recorder)
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| (This is the school song)
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| Destroy your record collection |