| It’s very ordinary for the secretary
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| To take a man away from his wife
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| Girls, we make it necessary
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| For the secretary to put
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| A little joy in his life
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| She takes the time to listen
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| To what he has to say
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| While all you do is nag him
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| A thousand times a day
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| Her hair is always pretty
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| And her clothes are always stylish
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| But you greet him with
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| Your hair in rollers and
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| That’s outdated and so childish
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| Oh, it’s very ordinary for the secretary
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| To take a man away from his wife
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| We make it necessary
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| For the secretary to put
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| A little joy in his life
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| Are you there when he needs you
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| Are your favors less then cute
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| And when he tries to love you
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| Do you find something else to do
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| Now the ordinary girl
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| May not wear pearls
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| Or diamonds on each hand
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| Oh, but like the secretary, woo
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| She knows how to please her man
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| Oh, it’s not extraordinary
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| For the secretary
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| To take a man away from his wife
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| You see, we make it necessary
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| For the secretary to put
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| A little joy in his life, hey, hey
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| You see, life’s a bowl of cherries
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| For all the secretaries, hey, hey
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| Oh, it’s very ordinary
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| It’s not extraordinary
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| Girls, don’t be contrary
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| Or you’ll make it necessary
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| 'Cause life can be so merry
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| Just like the secretary |