Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Warp to World 6-9, artist - BenefitDate of issue: 31.12.2001
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Warp to World 6-9 |
| It’s 1986 I’m in the first grade |
| I’m workin really hard to get Mario laid |
| I gotta save the Princess |
| so he can get the pussy |
| Believe me, Mario would get that ass |
| so fuck Luigi |
| Mario really wants to get her in bed |
| So bad that he’s bustin up bricks with his head |
| He just wants sex, so forget the wedding bells |
| Jumpin on little mushrooms and turtle shells |
| Droppin down green pipes and secret passage ways |
| Makin his move to the end |
| where the final castle lays |
| Eat a magic mushroom grow a little higher |
| Eat a white flower and spit balls of fire |
| All these creatures that attack him |
| Cut Mario slack |
| Oh shit hold on I’ll be right back |
| I’m gonna beat the game if it takes me all summer |
| It’s gotta be hard to get laid if you’re a plumber |
| That’s why I’m gonna work extra hard for my man |
| And get him to the end |
| so he can stop using his hand |
| Mario doesn’t wanna get hit he’ll shrink |
| Princess won’t fuck a little kid, I think |
| So stay grown and attend to your own |
| And eventually the Princess will attend to your bone |
| Save the Princess quick |
| Because she wants a dick |
| And if you let her free |
| You get the pussy |
| Bowser’s trying to get head right now from the Princess |
| But if it’s up to me that shit’ll stop this instance |
| Cloud people throwin little spike animals |
| Green plants with teeth that attack like cannibals |
| I heard nobody yet runnin the Princess’s oven |
| And Mario always says «Virgins, I love em'» |
| I hate the Koopa Troopas so I’m gonna run up |
| And jump on the back of their shells till I get one-up |
| I’m gonna keep playin and I’m never gonna quit |
| Cause some kid in school told me |
| you could see the Princess tits |
| I wanna beat it before any of my friends do |
| So I can say I put pussy upon Mario’s menu |
| At the end of each level I jump and get the flag |
| And say to myself «Another castle in the bag» |
| I hope Bowser’s ready cause he’s in for a ride |
| And Mario’s serious when it comes to homicide |
| The Princess is a freak even though she has class |
| Mario will take a plunger and put it in her ass |
| I hate the cannons that shoot at you constantly |
| And I hate platforms that fall out from below me |
| It’s all worth while just to see Mario smile |
| Standin next to the Princess' butt naked profile |
| That’s why it’s my crusade to get Mario laid |
| Super Mario Brothers best game ever made |