Lyrics Rent a Cop - Ben Folds

Rent a Cop

I’m â€~trollin' food court for girls
Yeah, it’s the best job in the world
They know they’re safe with me
They love my little mustache
They love the man in the uniform, ooh
With my sunglass they can’t
See what I’m really lookin' at
And as they’re walkin' by
I whisper through my dough nut
Hey, baby, baby, light that ass on fire, yeah
How long must this day go on?
I got to stand here two more hours
Till I punch the clock
How long must this day go on?
Ooh
No kid, they don’t give me a gun
I don’t get paid enough to run
So you can call me what you want
I’ll be hangin' at the check out
Checking out your girlfriend
Figure out how she’s going to fit all of that
Butt into that underwear?
Yeah, yeah
Hey, girl if you can’t recall
Where you parked your daddy’s car?
Then I could help you out
All alone in this great big mall, ooh
Yeah, gonna get it
How long must this day go on?
I got to stand here two more hours
Till it’s Miller Time
How long must this day go on?
Whoa, oh
I’m â€~trolling food court for girls
I whisper through my dough nut
I whisper through my dough nut
I whisper through my dough nut
Hey, baby, baby, hey baby baby
Light that, light that ass on fire
Alright, that’s good