Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Be More Chill, artist - 'Be More Chill' Ensemble. Date of issue: 29.10.2015
Song language: English
Be More Chill |
| [THE SQUIP:] |
| Take your hands out of your pockets |
| Arch your back, puff out your chest |
| Add some swagger to your gate or |
| You'll look like a mas-tur-ba-tor |
| Fix your posture, then the rest |
| [JEREMY:] |
| But I AM a masturbator.. |
| [THE SQUIP:] |
| We'll fix that |
| All your nerdiness is ugly |
| [JEREMY:] |
| Nerd? |
| I thought I was more of a geek, but.. |
| [THE SQUIP:] |
| All your stammering's a chore |
| [JEREMY:] |
| Wh-wh-what? |
| [THE SQUIP:] |
| Your tics and fidgets are persistent |
| And your charm is non-existent |
| Fix your vibe, then fix some more |
| Buh |
| [JEREMY:] |
| Wha? |
| [THE SQUIP:] |
| Buh |
| [JEREMY:] |
| Wha? |
| [THE SQUIP:] |
| No |
| [JEREMY:] |
| Aah! |
| [THE SQUIP:] |
| Stop |
| Oh, everything about you is so terrible |
| Whoa, everything about you makes me wanna die |
| [JEREMY:] |
| Jesus Christ... |
| [THE SQUIP:] |
| So don't freak out |
| And don't resist |
| And have no doubt |
| If I assist |
| You will |
| Be more chill |
| First thing's first, go buy a new shirt |
| [JEREMY:] |
| What?! |
| What's wrong with my shirt.. |
| [THE SQUIP:] |
| It's better if you just comply |
| My job's to color your aesthetic |
| And make you seem much less pathetic |
| Just step and fetch, don't ask me why |
| [JEREMY:] |
| How are you with math homework? |
| [THE SQUIP:] |
| I'm a super-computer, Jeremy. |
| I'm made of math |
| Oh, everything about you is so terrible |
| [PEOPLE IN THE MALL:] |
| Everything about you sucks! |
| Everything about you sucks! |
| [THE SQUIP:] |
| Whoa, everything about you makes me wanna die |
| [PEOPLE IN THE MALL:] |
| Everything about you sucks! |
| Everything about you sucks! |
| [THE SQUIP & PEOPLE IN THE MALL:] |
| All the people in the mall |
| Think you're such a slob |
| [PEOPLE IN THE MALL:] |
| You're a slob! |
| Terrible! |
| Such a slob! |
| [THE SQUIP:] |
| And boy, can I see why! |
| Now you try picking a shirt |
| That's a girl's shirt |
| [JEREMY:] |
| Sorry... |
| [CHLOE:] |
| ...Jerry? |
| [JEREMY:] |
| Jeremy |
| [CHLOE:] |
| You shop here? |
| [JEREMY:] |
| Oh, yeah all the time.. |
| [THE SQUIP:] |
| Never |
| [JEREMY:] |
| Never. |
| Is what I meant to... |
| [THE SQUIP:] |
| Greet the beta |
| [JEREMY:] |
| Oh. |
| Hey, Brooke |
| [THE SQUIP:] |
| "You look sexy" |
| [JEREMY:] |
| I can't say that to a hot girl! |
| [THE SQUIP:] |
| Don't smile. |
| Stare intensely. |
| Speak like you don't care about your own death |
| [JEREMY:] |
| Lookin' pretty sexy, Brooke |
| [BROOKE:] |
| Thanks |
| [CHLOE:] |
| Is that a girl's shirt? |
| [JEREMY:] |
| No |
| [THE SQUIP:] |
| "Yes" |
| [JEREMY:] |
| Yes |
| [THE SQUIP:] |
| Repeat after me.. |
| I saw it in the window |
| And I couldn't dismiss |
| [JEREMY:] |
| I saw it in the window |
| And I couldn't dismiss |
| [THE SQUIP:] |
| I was dating a girl and |
| She had a shirt just like this |
| [JEREMY:] |
| I was dating a girl and |
| She had a shirt just like this |
| [THE SQUIP:] |
| It's still painful |
| [JEREMY:] |
| It's still painful |
| [CHLOE:] |
| So, who was this mystery girl? |
| [JEREMY:] |
| Oh, you've probably never heard of her, so.. |
| [THE SQUIP:] |
| Madeline |
| [JEREMY:] |
| Madeline |
| [CHLOE:] |
| What? |
| [JEREMY:] |
| She's French |
| [CHLOE:] |
| Ugh! |
| She is NOT French! |
| She just pretends to be for attention! |
| [BROOKE:] |
| Madeline broke up with you? |
| [JEREMY:] |
| Yeah... |
| [THE SQUIP:] |
| No |
| [JEREMY:] |
| I mean.. |
| [THE SQUIP:] |
| I broke up with her |
| [JEREMY:] |
| I broke up with her |
| [THE SQUIP:] |
| 'Cause she was |
| Cheating on me |
| [JEREMY:] |
| 'Cause she was |
| Cheating on me |
| [THE SQUIP:] |
| Hey, Hamlet. |
| Be more chill |