Lyrics The Squip Song - 'Be More Chill' Ensemble, Gerard Canonico

The Squip Song

Freshman year
I didn’t have a girlfriend or a clue
I was a loser just like you
Good times would only
Soar by
I was gross
As every female would attest
My sexting was a futile quest
My little penis was depressed
He was so lonely
Poor guy
I was
Hopeless, hopeless
I was
Helpless, helpless
Every time I’d walk the hallway
I would trip
I was
Stagnant and idle
I was
So suicidal
And then
Then, then
Then, then
Then, then
Then, then
Then, then
Then, then I got a Squip
You got quick?
Not quick
Squip
I’ve just never heard of it before
Yeah, that’s the point!
This is some top-secret, can’t-even-look-it-up-on-the-internet shit
(sung)
It’s from Japan
It’s a gray, oblong pill
Quantum nano-technology CPU
The quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood until
It implants in your brain and it tells you what to do
So…
It’s like…
Drugs?
It’s better than drugs, Jeremy
It’s from Japan!
(Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah)
It’s a gray, oblong pill, (Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah)
Quantum nano-technology CPU.
(Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah)
The quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood until (Ah, ah,
ah, ah, ah.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah)
It implants in your brain and it tells you what to do.
(Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah)
It tells you what to do
It’s preprogrammed (Ohhhhh)
It’s amazing (Ohhhhh)
Speaks to you directly (Ohhhhh Ah ah)
You behave as (Ohhhhh)
It’s appraising (Ohhhhh)
Helps you act correctly (Ohhhhh)
Helps you to be cool
It helps you rule
Picture this:
Nobody cares if you are late
'Cause even teachers think you’re great
Your weekend’s just a full-on slate of blowout benders
Of teenage rockstar splendor
Right now you’re
Helpless, helpless
You are
Almost hopeless
On the school’s social map you’re just a blip
But if you
Take my advice and if you pay the listed price
Well, then you go from sad to interesting
To hip — Your whole life will flip!
When you buy a Squip!
Hey, yeah, a Squip!
(Ahhh, ahhhh)
Oh, a Squip (Ahhh, ahhhh)
Hey, yeah!
(Ahhh, ahhhh)
No longer a drip when you got in your grip
A Squip
A Squip
A Squip (Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah)