Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song The Squip Song , by - 'Be More Chill' Ensemble. Release date: 29.10.2015
Song language: English
The Squip Song |
| Freshman year |
| I didn’t have a girlfriend or a clue |
| I was a loser just like you |
| Good times would only |
| Soar by |
| I was gross |
| As every female would attest |
| My sexting was a futile quest |
| My little penis was depressed |
| He was so lonely |
| Poor guy |
| I was |
| Hopeless, hopeless |
| I was |
| Helpless, helpless |
| Every time I’d walk the hallway |
| I would trip |
| I was |
| Stagnant and idle |
| I was |
| So suicidal |
| And then |
| Then, then |
| Then, then |
| Then, then |
| Then, then |
| Then, then |
| Then, then I got a Squip |
| You got quick? |
| Not quick |
| Squip |
| I’ve just never heard of it before |
| Yeah, that’s the point! |
| This is some top-secret, can’t-even-look-it-up-on-the-internet shit |
| (sung) |
| It’s from Japan |
| It’s a gray, oblong pill |
| Quantum nano-technology CPU |
| The quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood until |
| It implants in your brain and it tells you what to do |
| So… |
| It’s like… |
| Drugs? |
| It’s better than drugs, Jeremy |
| It’s from Japan! |
| (Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah) |
| It’s a gray, oblong pill, (Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah) |
| Quantum nano-technology CPU. |
| (Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah) |
| The quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood until (Ah, ah, |
| ah, ah, ah. |
| Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah) |
| It implants in your brain and it tells you what to do. |
| (Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah) |
| It tells you what to do |
| It’s preprogrammed (Ohhhhh) |
| It’s amazing (Ohhhhh) |
| Speaks to you directly (Ohhhhh Ah ah) |
| You behave as (Ohhhhh) |
| It’s appraising (Ohhhhh) |
| Helps you act correctly (Ohhhhh) |
| Helps you to be cool |
| It helps you rule |
| Picture this: |
| Nobody cares if you are late |
| 'Cause even teachers think you’re great |
| Your weekend’s just a full-on slate of blowout benders |
| Of teenage rockstar splendor |
| Right now you’re |
| Helpless, helpless |
| You are |
| Almost hopeless |
| On the school’s social map you’re just a blip |
| But if you |
| Take my advice and if you pay the listed price |
| Well, then you go from sad to interesting |
| To hip — Your whole life will flip! |
| When you buy a Squip! |
| Hey, yeah, a Squip! |
| (Ahhh, ahhhh) |
| Oh, a Squip (Ahhh, ahhhh) |
| Hey, yeah! |
| (Ahhh, ahhhh) |
| No longer a drip when you got in your grip |
| A Squip |
| A Squip |
| A Squip (Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah) |