| I can’t see reality with no iPhone
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| The camera on and I’m filming what’s around and
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| Your bitch on my selfie stick, pouting
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| I’m pretty bored so I tweet about it
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| Didn’t get any retweets though…
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| I’m either, sat on my own socialising with the world
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| Or in a room full of women while I’m inboxing girls getting catfished
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| warriors that chat shit
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| Daft kids, who if I see in person will get slapped quick
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| I put my
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| I got a thousand friends that I’ve never seen in real life
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| They’re my real friends coz they share my feelings
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| And they’re there when I’m feeling alone
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| I’m sat in my room snap-chatting on my phone
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| Blagging people like I’m somewhere other than my home
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| All I want is a Instagram famous bitch
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| But they never look like how they do in the pics
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| Social Media
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| I got followers but walking on my ones
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| Social Media
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| I got followers but walking on my ones
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| Internet killed reality-a
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| Internet killed reality-a
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| It’s been a shit day trolling
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| Downloading Jenna Jameson videos with a 56k modem
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| Fuck strolling, bitch, I stay scrolling
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| Taking selfies posing in expensive clothing
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| Real life woeful
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| Social media boastful
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| Internet mogul
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| World-wide-web local
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| They know me face in places that I’ve never been
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| Like, where, erm
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| Fuck remembering
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| Google everything
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| I’m a walking, talking, ironic, meme
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| It’s not getting seen if it isn’t on a screen
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| This one time, online, I wrote 'lol'
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| In reply to a statement of hate I made
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| But, in reality it played, on me mind
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| And I couldn’t even sleep that night
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| Why don’t you like me?
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| I’m on a forum I signed up to
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| Just to write 'fuck you'
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| All caps, exclamation point times three
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| The pizza place asked for me address and I gave them 'em me IP
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| Social media
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| I’m trying to pull the type of chicks
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| That post pictures of their tits
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| On their tumblr sites for hits
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| I’ve been around the world surfing
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| Watching some ex-brain-surgeon bird twerking
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| I’m a sci-fi version of The Dude
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| In eBay clothes, with Just Eat food
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| Social Media
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| I got followers but walking on my ones
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| Social Media
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| I got followers but walking on my ones
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| Internet killed reality-a
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| Internet killed reality-a
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| Social Media
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| I got followers but walking on my ones |