| Is it so wrong if I don’t pay my rent?
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| No! |
| Responsibility, I gave it up for lent
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| Sell your wares, pollute the air
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| I don’t care
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| Fresh air’s for squares
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| Now if it were up to me
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| The piper would be up the creek
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| And the fiddler too
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| 'Cause neither one of you would be paid
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| I need the cash for getting laid
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| And I don’t mind
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| To seem unusually unkind
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| You ask what kind of guy am I
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| I’m a friend of the irresponsible fools
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| Who don’t have time for rules
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| The irresponsible who wouldn’t
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| Be caught dead in a school
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| I’m irresponsible
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| I’m Mr. Irresponsible
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| I’m irresponsible, and I don’t care
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| If the whole wold burns
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| I live my life without a care
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| I don’t have time to be
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| Politically aware
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| I hate to have to think
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| I hate feeling too
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| I’ll leave those chores to some
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| Pathetic sap like you
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| Don’t talk to me about the
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| Dolphin in the tuna net
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| I’m on the tuna’s side
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| Hey, dolphin tastes quite good I bet
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| I’d never lie, my hair requires aerosol
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| I want it ten feet tall
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| And I don’t care about the hole in the sky
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| If Rogue don’t mind, why should I?
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| It just so happens I’m that kind of guy
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| I’m a friend of the irresponsible fools
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| Who don’t have time for rules
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| The irresponsible who wouldn’t
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| Be caught dead in a school
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| I’m irresponsible
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| I’m Mr. Irresponsible
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| I’m irresponsible, and I don’t care
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| If the whole wold burns
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| (Let it burn)
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| It’s a bloody miracle that I haven’t gotten
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| Distracted by a skirt and got bored
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| And just walked away
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| Before the end of this God forsaken tune |