Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Bomb New Jersey, artist - Aurelio Voltaire. Album song Ooky Spooky, in the genre Альтернатива
Date of issue: 20.07.2007
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Projekt
Song language: English
Bomb New Jersey |
There’s a magical land I know |
A place where I grew up |
And I’d make a deal with the devil himself |
To see that place blown up |
There in that interesting land I know |
Where no one has a brain |
They all wear jeans that are acid washed |
And yet they think I’m insane |
I would get down on my knees and service the Japanese |
Till i reek of old sushi, but please |
Bomb New Jersey |
I would happily kowtow to my new leader Chairman Mao |
I would even learn Chinese, just please |
Bomb New Jersey |
I would go tell Jong Ill Kim that they’re making fun of him |
In a kimchi-hating town that’s known as New Jersey |
Better yet I’ve got a plan, I will convince Pakistan |
That India can be found somewhere in New Jersey |
New Jersey is the place where i grew up |
They pelted me with rocks and garbage |
I guess it’s tough to be a fruit in the Garden State |
And if you have a sexy girlfriend then they’re doubly irate |
I would climb a rocky crag and plant a Russian flag |
On a smoldering hole once known |
As New Jersey |
Oh, it would be a tragic loss if both Bon Jovi and The Boss |
Are somewhere out of state when the Danes |
Nuke New Jersey |
It’s a place named after a sweatshirt |
So what more can you expect sir? |
And if you try to express your individuality |
They will throw you to the ground |
And they’ll kick you in the teeth |
Like they did to me |
The bombs come down on Morris Town |
And Trenton’s up in flames |
Newark we drowned, then burnt it down |
But Elizabeth still smells the same |
Many butts will breach on Marmanth beach |
We’ll erase Orange from site |
But before I leave this land I loathe |
I bid New Jersey Goodnight |