Lyrics Best Day of My Life - Aunty Donna, Demi Lardner

Best Day of My Life

It’s the first of school and heck
One of my electives was Home Ec
I chose it as a bludge subject
But it turned out sick 'cause we got to make scones
Best day of my life
Best day of my life
The year 11's are away on camp and they usually sit on the bench
But because they were away on camp
We got to sit on the bench
Best day of my life
Best day of my life
Had a new teacher for Health today
Only took 8 minutes to make him cry
Best day of my life
Best day of my life
At recess I wanted a can of Coke
So I went to the machine to get a Coke
I put in two bucks then pressed the button
And serious, I got ten cans of Coke
Put the cans in my jumper
The I put 'em in my locker
Then I went back to get more cans of Coke
I ended up with 48 Cokes
And 4 Deep Spring Orange Mineral Waters
Best day of my life
Best day of my life
I just found a big stick
Best day of my life
Best day of my life
Friday was a casual day
To raise funds for Sudan or some shit
Tim showed up in his uniform and we were like;
«You're in your uniform!»
And he was like;
«I don’t even care!»
But he did care
'Cause he called his Mum
And she brought him a Billabong top
But we still called him 'Uniform cunt'
Best day of my life
Best day of my life
I hit Andrew with my stick
Best day of my life
Best day of my life
Daniel came late to school
'Cause he went to his oncologist
He got KFC on the way to school
And he gave me a chippie!
Best day of my life
Best day of my life
I walk into English class
They put on Shrek:
Fuckin' sick!
Best day of my life
Mr. Harry took my stick
Worst day of my life
Worst day of my life
Our period 3 got cancelled because the school counselor called a year-level
meeting
To talk to us about an incident involving a teacher in a car accident
We did no work
We just sat in the gym
And they talked to us about grief and stuff
And then period 4 was supposed to be a test
But we didn’t have the test because they teacher was dead!
Best day of my life
Pat got a stiffy
It was funny
Stiffies are funny
Stiffies are funny
Oh man that’s fucked
What you mean about the dead teacher?
No about the stick man!