Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Best Day of My Life, artist - Aunty Donna
Date of issue: 05.04.2018
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Best Day of My Life |
It’s the first of school and heck |
One of my electives was Home Ec |
I chose it as a bludge subject |
But it turned out sick 'cause we got to make scones |
Best day of my life |
Best day of my life |
The year 11's are away on camp and they usually sit on the bench |
But because they were away on camp |
We got to sit on the bench |
Best day of my life |
Best day of my life |
Had a new teacher for Health today |
Only took 8 minutes to make him cry |
Best day of my life |
Best day of my life |
At recess I wanted a can of Coke |
So I went to the machine to get a Coke |
I put in two bucks then pressed the button |
And serious, I got ten cans of Coke |
Put the cans in my jumper |
The I put 'em in my locker |
Then I went back to get more cans of Coke |
I ended up with 48 Cokes |
And 4 Deep Spring Orange Mineral Waters |
Best day of my life |
Best day of my life |
I just found a big stick |
Best day of my life |
Best day of my life |
Friday was a casual day |
To raise funds for Sudan or some shit |
Tim showed up in his uniform and we were like; |
«You're in your uniform!» |
And he was like; |
«I don’t even care!» |
But he did care |
'Cause he called his Mum |
And she brought him a Billabong top |
But we still called him 'Uniform cunt' |
Best day of my life |
Best day of my life |
I hit Andrew with my stick |
Best day of my life |
Best day of my life |
Daniel came late to school |
'Cause he went to his oncologist |
He got KFC on the way to school |
And he gave me a chippie! |
Best day of my life |
Best day of my life |
I walk into English class |
They put on Shrek: |
Fuckin' sick! |
Best day of my life |
Mr. Harry took my stick |
Worst day of my life |
Worst day of my life |
Our period 3 got cancelled because the school counselor called a year-level |
meeting |
To talk to us about an incident involving a teacher in a car accident |
We did no work |
We just sat in the gym |
And they talked to us about grief and stuff |
And then period 4 was supposed to be a test |
But we didn’t have the test because they teacher was dead! |
Best day of my life |
Pat got a stiffy |
It was funny |
Stiffies are funny |
Stiffies are funny |
Oh man that’s fucked |
What you mean about the dead teacher? |
No about the stick man! |