Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Best Day of My Life, artist - Aunty DonnaDate of issue: 05.04.2018
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Best Day of My Life |
| It’s the first of school and heck |
| One of my electives was Home Ec |
| I chose it as a bludge subject |
| But it turned out sick 'cause we got to make scones |
| Best day of my life |
| Best day of my life |
| The year 11's are away on camp and they usually sit on the bench |
| But because they were away on camp |
| We got to sit on the bench |
| Best day of my life |
| Best day of my life |
| Had a new teacher for Health today |
| Only took 8 minutes to make him cry |
| Best day of my life |
| Best day of my life |
| At recess I wanted a can of Coke |
| So I went to the machine to get a Coke |
| I put in two bucks then pressed the button |
| And serious, I got ten cans of Coke |
| Put the cans in my jumper |
| The I put 'em in my locker |
| Then I went back to get more cans of Coke |
| I ended up with 48 Cokes |
| And 4 Deep Spring Orange Mineral Waters |
| Best day of my life |
| Best day of my life |
| I just found a big stick |
| Best day of my life |
| Best day of my life |
| Friday was a casual day |
| To raise funds for Sudan or some shit |
| Tim showed up in his uniform and we were like; |
| «You're in your uniform!» |
| And he was like; |
| «I don’t even care!» |
| But he did care |
| 'Cause he called his Mum |
| And she brought him a Billabong top |
| But we still called him 'Uniform cunt' |
| Best day of my life |
| Best day of my life |
| I hit Andrew with my stick |
| Best day of my life |
| Best day of my life |
| Daniel came late to school |
| 'Cause he went to his oncologist |
| He got KFC on the way to school |
| And he gave me a chippie! |
| Best day of my life |
| Best day of my life |
| I walk into English class |
| They put on Shrek: |
| Fuckin' sick! |
| Best day of my life |
| Mr. Harry took my stick |
| Worst day of my life |
| Worst day of my life |
| Our period 3 got cancelled because the school counselor called a year-level |
| meeting |
| To talk to us about an incident involving a teacher in a car accident |
| We did no work |
| We just sat in the gym |
| And they talked to us about grief and stuff |
| And then period 4 was supposed to be a test |
| But we didn’t have the test because they teacher was dead! |
| Best day of my life |
| Pat got a stiffy |
| It was funny |
| Stiffies are funny |
| Stiffies are funny |
| Oh man that’s fucked |
| What you mean about the dead teacher? |
| No about the stick man! |