
Date of issue: 20.12.2016
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Retrohash
Song language: English
More Cowbell |
In the meadows where we grow the rose petals |
And we sip a glass of Merlot |
While I blow the Portabello |
Like Cruello with a Cigarillo |
Hello, Listen Up |
This is Asher from the Morrisville |
A little North of Truck |
What the fuck? |
Oh you didn’t know little homie flow? |
He a pro, Use a little more |
You’s a little slow, how slow? |
Little Kelso. |
Smoking elbows? |
If so, let me know I’ll just give you my cell phone |
Hell froze, Elmo, I’m sticking like Velcro |
So, you ain’t got the pasta you don’t get the Pesto |
Presto, Go to infinity and beyond it |
Rhyme shit spitting gets imprinted on your conscious |
Ash, shit, this world’s sitting in your palm |
And it’s important that you know this |
So you never get it wrong |
Says my Mom as she reads the Tarot cards and the stars |
This called me to go and be a motherfucking boss, Ricky Ross |
Look at Paul Roth, kid is all talk |
He’s a narc, he’s a lost cause |
Fuck em cut em off |
But this dog’s off his leash |
I’m showin yall my teeth when I speak |
Yeah, I mean I bring Prometheus heat |
Lean in your seat |
You’d think that they’d be leaping to see |
A commercial MC keep an ear to the street |
Because Jeez |
We sick of watching all this shit go on |
But this song ain’t done yet, so son you start marching |
A marksman, Part Marge, Part Bart Simpson |
But the other parts Descartes, Bars is raw wisdom |
A lost art. |
I talk part of a larger mission |
But you’d rather slack off with Sharks than pay attention |
So Bark Bark, another subpar spittin' |
Yeah, my time is limited and I refuse to waste a minute |
So finish, Bustin' Ass, Snuffaluf-gas |
In the cab huffin' grass, Fuck it I puff puff pass |
Enough of that, Oughta buy out the suckerin' succotash |
Sup with Ash? |
Yo, what happened? |
Yo, I heard that fucker cracked |
Yo, I heard he was abducted they put something in his ass |
Well, I heard he had a run-in with a bear and got attacked |
Now, Where’d you come up with that |
Run and tell your mother that this motherfucker’s back |
Paper or plastic? |
Nah. |
I bring my own bags |
Now how you want to pay for that? |
Straight cash |
Evil Laugh |
Yeah, I’ve been playing phone tag for the last |
6 months with my label, Tell them fools to call me back |
I play charades sippin' chardonnay fifty times a day |
Feeling great, can’t wait to taste the marmalade |
Fade away, Himalayan retreat to find me |
Good grief. |
Loose leaf? |
I treat it like Bruce Lee |
Who’s he? |
Why y’all keep seeing truth in 2D? |
My speech be like I mixed Rufies with Kool Keith |
Name | Year |
---|---|
I Love College | 2008 |
We're Here To Save The Day (feat. Asher Roth) ft. Asher Roth | 2009 |
Common Knowledge | 2016 |
Something for Nothing ft. Coyle Girelli | 2014 |
G.R.I.N.D. (Get Ready It's A New Day) | 2020 |
Marley & Me ft. Asher Roth, Devin the Dude, Curren$y | 1999 |
Flowers On The Weekend | 2020 |
Dark Chocolate | 2020 |
Lark On My Go-Kart | 2009 |
Party Girl ft. Meek Mill | 2011 |
Pull It | 2014 |
Tangerine Girl | 2014 |
Parties At The Disco ft. ZZ Ward | 2014 |
Dude ft. Curren$y | 2014 |
Keep Smoking ft. Chuck Inglish | 2014 |
Pot of Gold | 2014 |
Last of the Flohicans ft. Major Myjah | 2014 |
Fast Life ft. Victor Kwesi Mensah | 2014 |
Be Right ft. Major Myjah | 2014 |
Sweat Shorts ft. Asher Roth, Helios Hussain | 2015 |