Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Lark On My Go-Kart, artist - Asher Roth.
Date of issue: 19.04.2009
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Lark On My Go-Kart |
Sitting on a truffet, puffing on the best cut buds |
Trying to get butt from Miss Muffet |
Me and Teddy Ruxpin sturring up a ruckus |
Egging all the houses, smashing all the pumpkins |
Suck a Dick Butkus, chumps can’t funk with the punk kids |
Ash Roth be the king of the blumpkins |
Any Tim Duncan, spur of the moment |
Let the whole world know I run shit, jump ship quick |
Tell a friend that I’m dumb sick |
Spit fungus that’ll grow from a dung, trip |
Twist to a front flip, son that was some trick |
Watch all the dumb chicks hump when I bump this |
Kinda like the blonde Bob Saget, Ash can get nasty |
Pass me a blunt and some Captain |
Chilling with an Ashley, heading to the mall |
Sitting in the backseat, getting jerked off |
Ten feet tall with the balls of a matador |
Door-matted whore with your words, heard that before |
Poor metaphor, pedicure, get your feet fixed |
Walk in my shoes for a few, you gonna need it |
Yeah, get your Wii Fit to practice your frees with |
Need a few weeks before you can compete with |
Razor Ramon flow, oh so sharp |
You can take Kapowski, I’mma take Lark on my go-kart |
Mario Kart skills are outrageous |
Play me anyday and I’ll be the best racist |
Wait, no, erase it, meant to say racer |
Traded in my cell phone for a new pager |
Take off your Bluetooth now dot com |
I’m at the grocery store with hot moms |
About thirty five with at least two kids |
We can make-out while my friend baby sits |
All up in your fridge eating left-over shit |
Tuna sandwich, Butterscotch Krimpets |
Cheetos be my choice of chip |
I enjoy for a bit, take a sip from my Ssips and split |
Roll that J up, is it rolled? |
Yeah, roll it up, uhh |
Hair like a troll doll, basketball shorts on |
Yeah, I’m a dork but I’m still holding court |
Ball up, baller, y’all take too long to get dolled up |
Give a fuck if I look like I just woke up |
Who am I trying to impress? |
Honey in the sun dress |
With the breasts luscious just sent me a text |
O-M-G, you’re the B-E-est |
If you’re trying to have sex, I’m the best at it |