| I’m nice right now, man
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| I-I feel good
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| If you have a drink
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| Would you please put it in the air?
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| That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it
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| I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked
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| Drink my beer and smoke my weed but my good friends is all I need
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| Pass out at 3, wake up at 10, go out to eat then do it again
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| Man, I love college
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| I wanna go to college for the rest of my life
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| Sip Banker’s Club and drink Miller Lite
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| On Thirsty Thursday and Tuesday Night Ice
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| And I can get pizza a dollar a slice
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| So fill up my cup, let’s get fucked up
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| I’m next on the table, who want what?
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| I am champion at beer pong
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| Allen Iverson, Hakeem Olajuwon
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| Don’t even bounce, not in my house
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| Better hope you make it otherwise you naked
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| Time isn’t wasted when you’re getting wasted
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| Woke up today and all I could say is
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| Um, that party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it
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| I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked
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| Drink my beer and smoke my weed but my good friends is all I need
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| Pass out at 3, wake up at 10, go out to eat then do it again
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| Man, I love college, ay!
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| And I love drinking, ay!
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| I love women, ay!
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| Man, I love college
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| I can’t tell you what I learned from school but
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| I could tell you a story or two, um
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| Yeah, of course I learned some rules
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| Like don’t pass out with your shoes on
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| (Get the Sharpie!)
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| And don’t leave the house 'til the booze gone
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| (No, we’re not leaving)
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| And don’t have sex if she’s too gone
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| When it comes to condoms put two on
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| (Trust me)
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| Then tomorrow night find a new jawn
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| Hold the beer bong, nothing wrong with some fun
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| (Here, hold this)
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| Even if we did get a little bit too drunk
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| Time isn’t wasted when you’re getting wasted
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| Woke up today and all I could say is
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| That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it
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| (I wish we taped)
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| I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked
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| Drink my beer and smoke my weed but my good friends is all I need
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| Pass out at 3, wake up at 10, go out to eat then do it again
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| Man, I love college, ay!
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| I love drinking, ay!
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| I love women, ay!
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| I love college
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| Now if everybody would please
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| Put their drink as high as they can
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| As high as they can
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| (As high as they can)
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| And repeat after me
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| Chug! | 
| Chug! | 
| Chug! | 
| Chug!
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| Chug! | 
| Chug! | 
| Chug! | 
| Chug!
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| Freshmen! | 
| Freshmen!
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| Freshmen! | 
| Freshmen!
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| Do something' crazy! | 
| Do somethin' crazy!
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| Do something' crazy! | 
| Do somethin' crazy!
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| Keg stand! | 
| Keg stand!
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| Keg stand! | 
| Keg stand!
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| (That party last night)
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| Man, I love college
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| I love it!
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| (That party last night)
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| Alright everybody, I gotta head back to class for a little bit
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| That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it
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| (I wish we taped)
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| (You know it’s going down)
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| I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked
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| Drink my beer and smoke my weed but my good friends is all I need
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| (You're all invited, bring your friends)
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| Pass out at 3, wake up at 10, go out to eat then do it again
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| Man, I love college
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| Do I really have to graduate?
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| Or can I just stay here for the rest of my life? |