Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Bad Day, artist - Asher Roth. Date of issue: 19.04.2009
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Bad Day |
| So I’m in the airport getting ready to leave |
| Heading to a friend’s wedding in the N.Y.C |
| But my head has been spinning, I’m forgetting to eat |
| All this jet setting has been really getting to me |
| It’s already 11:20, I’m ready to sleep |
| But instead I end up sitting in a 27-C |
| An aisle seat, fine by me |
| But the guy that’s inside’s always tryin to pee |
| With a wild child behind me, he’s cryin and keeps |
| Flippin out and kickin at me while he violently screams |
| So I silently plea, oh God, please |
| Let there be a honey sitting 27-B |
| But of course some morbidly obese |
| Beast is in the seat that wheezes when he breathes |
| Dude sitting D is at least three deep |
| And he keeps telling me what is wrong with his knees: (I got bad knees) |
| 'Osgood Schlatters,' just need water |
| But for a bottle they charge two dollars" (what?) |
| And when I thought that it couldn’t get worse |
| I forgot my iPod |
| I’m havin a bad day |
| Nothin ever seems to go my way |
| Everybody needs to go away |
| Why? |
| Because I’m havin a bad dayyyyy, yeah |
| Hey hey, and it just keeps goin (keep goin) |
| And it just keeps (goin on!) |
| And it just keeps goin (keep goin) |
| And it just keeps (goin on) |
| So four hours and turbulence |
| We land when I’m about to turd in my pants |
| But the captain has «Seatbelt fastened» |
| So my ass is just passin gas and |
| Then at last I escaped from the plane |
| When I’m minutes away from clinically insane |
| I make my way towards baggage claim |
| When I hear a high-pitched voice scream my name (Asher!) |
| Some dumb bitch I went to high school with |
| While I’m sweating she’s telling me she likes my shit |
| I just smile and think, 'bout how great it would be |
| If I could just hit this chick with a quick leg sweep (leg sweep) |
| So I pick up my L.L. Bean |
| And beeline for the next taxi |
| In need of weed, and boxer briefs |
| But my bag’s only got Maxi’s |
| I’m havin a bad day |
| Nothin ever seems to go my way |
| Everybody needs to go away |
| Why? |
| Because I’m havin a bad dayyyyy, yeah |
| Hey hey, and it just keeps goin (keep goin) |
| And it just keeps (goin on!) |
| And it just keeps goin (keep goin) |
| And it just keeps (goin on) |
| I check in to my hotel room |
| And I pick up my cell phone to dial the groom |
| Tell him my mood and how I’m ordering food |
| And I’m probably gonna stay in and watch a movie |
| But the tube has no HBO (what?) |
| So anything I want, yo I’m paying fo' |
| But I’m lame and broke, so I’m laying in a robe |
| Watching that «Little People, Big World» show |
| Right then there’s a knock at the door |
| It’s my last hope for a Spanish whore |
| Who will change my sheets in exchange for penis |
| «Hi, I’ve lost my cat; |
| have you seen it?» |
| Jesus, this day is the worst |
| At least I can give Little Me a jerk |
| And then go to sleep, healthy and disease-less |
| It guess it could be worse; |
| but I’m just |
| I’m havin a bad day |
| Nothin ever seems to go my way |
| Everybody needs to go away |
| Why? |
| Because I’m havin a bad dayyyyy, yeah |
| Hey hey, and it just keeps goin (keep goin) |
| And it just keeps (goin on!) |
| And it just keeps goin (keep goin) |
| And it just keeps (goin on) |
| Hey, and it keep goin onnnnn |
| Hahahaha, yo |