| If you’re ready for your bloom well then here’s what you do
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| Once the plant heights have optimized for the room
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| Factor in the stretch, you don’t want your plants stressed
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| First things first, flip the lights to reset
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| Twelve on, twelve off’s the right time for light
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| The bloom phase is more about getting buds right
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| White pistils show right around week two
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| You can use aspirin to boost their immune
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| For bloom, you change the ratio of your
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| Decrease nitrogen, increase pot ash dude
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| Phosphorus too, feed 'til the last week
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| Then you gotta flush if you want that good weed
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| Flush means reduce nutrients each day
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| Add heavier in the weight
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| Towards end of bloom and turn down temp to humid
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| 'Cause if you don’t do it whole crop you could ruin
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| Intruding, beware of insects too
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| Everybody get’s 'em but some can be brut'
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| Let’s hope it’s only little naps kid
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| And not something big like
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| And lastly, now it’s time for the take down
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| Harvesting the plants, hang 'em upside down
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| A week and few days, it’s time to get paid
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| Grab your and a good size tray
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| The tray’s for the keef, don’t forget the crows feet
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| Gotta keep them stems short so they don’t poke free
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| paid in weight so they can’t just lay
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| Good trimmers do about two pounds in like eight
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| Hope they don’t steal or stay showing up late
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| Always talking on the phone or take mad food breaks
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| At this stage you should have another crop
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| And ready to flip the lights really any second
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| A blessing, helping you reduce time loss
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| You do five rounds a year then you really are a boss, like wow
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| As the school year progresses, Professor Roth begins to pick up on the class'
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| lack of interest
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| «Maybe I’ll bring in some colleagues to teach economics if all they care about
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| is money»
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| He thinks to himself |