Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Too Pregnant (Parody of "Two Princes"), artist - ApologetiX. Album song Hot Potato Soup, in the genre
Date of issue: 03.03.2013
Record label: Parodudes
Song language: English
Too Pregnant (Parody of "Two Princes") |
Yeah, one girl’s pregnant, she’ll inform you |
She’s gonna have a baby |
An infant, who’ll be born soon — she’s growin' big now |
One girl down the street is talkin' - she’s also pregnant |
But this one, she says she wants the right to stop if |
It’s inconvenient |
Yeah! |
We have a little bitty disagreement |
And you’ve seen it on the bumper stickers |
Rubber baby buggy bumpers |
Listen: we’ve got to print the facts 'cause |
A lot’s been said now |
We got some linguistical gymnastics |
'Bout being pregnant |
You carry him, you call him «Bill» or «Tony» |
Or how 'bout «Fred,» now? |
You terminate, the doctor says it’s only |
A fetus then, now |
Pretty words for dirty deeds |
Call it what you want to baby can’t you see |
It ain’t God you fool with your rhetoric |
I know what it is and baby so does He |
I know what it is and baby so does He so |
If you want to call it a baby, just go ahead now |
But if you’d like to terminate it, just don’t forget now |
The issue, isn’t what you call it, it’s what it is now |
And if you’d like to think about it, you know it is now |
One last thing left to say before you just walk away now |
If you’ve been through an abortion, I do not hate you |
God knows how much you have gone through -- He felt your pain now |
And if you want someone to talk to it’s not too late now |
Here right in United States |
It’s against the law to break an eagle’s egg |
If we protect bald eagles not little babies |
What we gonna tell Him on the judgment day |
Why not get forgiveness while there’s time to pray? |
Oh can’t you see? |
You won’t regret keeping your pregnancy |
C’mon, c’mon, and use your head now… |