Lyrics Too Pregnant (Parody of "Two Princes") - ApologetiX

Too Pregnant (Parody of "Two Princes")

Yeah, one girl’s pregnant, she’ll inform you
She’s gonna have a baby
An infant, who’ll be born soon — she’s growin' big now
One girl down the street is talkin' - she’s also pregnant
But this one, she says she wants the right to stop if
It’s inconvenient
Yeah!
We have a little bitty disagreement
And you’ve seen it on the bumper stickers
Rubber baby buggy bumpers
Listen: we’ve got to print the facts 'cause
A lot’s been said now
We got some linguistical gymnastics
'Bout being pregnant
You carry him, you call him «Bill» or «Tony»
Or how 'bout «Fred,» now?
You terminate, the doctor says it’s only
A fetus then, now
Pretty words for dirty deeds
Call it what you want to baby can’t you see
It ain’t God you fool with your rhetoric
I know what it is and baby so does He
I know what it is and baby so does He so
If you want to call it a baby, just go ahead now
But if you’d like to terminate it, just don’t forget now
The issue, isn’t what you call it, it’s what it is now
And if you’d like to think about it, you know it is now
One last thing left to say before you just walk away now
If you’ve been through an abortion, I do not hate you
God knows how much you have gone through -- He felt your pain now
And if you want someone to talk to it’s not too late now
Here right in United States
It’s against the law to break an eagle’s egg
If we protect bald eagles not little babies
What we gonna tell Him on the judgment day
Why not get forgiveness while there’s time to pray?
Oh can’t you see?
You won’t regret keeping your pregnancy
C’mon, c’mon, and use your head now…