Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Manger (Parody of "Angel"), artist - ApologetiX. Album song Apologetix Classics: Lite, in the genre Date of issue: 07.12.2010
Record label: Parodudes
Song language: English
Manger (Parody of "Angel") |
| Girl, use my manger for your darling angel |
| Cozier than my sheep you ought to be, Mary |
| Showed you my stable for my farming animals |
| Girl, you must spend the night with these, maybe |
| Life is one big party when there’s children |
| But whose gonna have a bed for your small son? |
| It’s all good that you’re little one’s near but |
| Can’t find a room â€"crud! Water broke and now what? |
| You can rush out to the place I mentioned |
| Spend the night save the money for the rent and |
| Keep him there through your entire vacation |
| You won’t need reservations â€" my barn’s pretty vacant |
| Girl, use my manger for your darling baby |
| Over where Bo Peep would want to be, Mary |
| Sure, use my stable â€" it’s a charming place and |
| Girl, you’ll make friends with cows and sheep, maybe |
| Sure it’s clean and that’s how you should be treated |
| Though you’d better get another one in Egypt |
| Ruler of Bethlehem is conceited — take it from me kid; |
| If he comes, beat it! |
| But he’s not gonna come tonight; |
| there’s no problem |
| Not till talkin' to some wise men; |
| Herod’s so dumb |
| But the free room that I have for you is ho hum |
| He could search for so long and still never see your son |
| Girl, use my manger for your darling baby |
| Clothe Him with white sheets or else he’ll freeze, Mary |
| Showed you my stable â€" what are all these angels? |
| Girl, I might end up on my knees, maybe |
| Girl, there’s probably gonna be a crowd |
| So let me see your child â€"He must be sent from up above |
| And He appears to be so tender and so nice and friendly |
| I think He’s givin' me a hug |
| Girl', there’s probably gonna be a crowd |
| So, let me see your child â€"He must be sent from up above |
| And He appears to be so tender and so like the shepherds |
| I’m thankin' Heaven He has come |
| Tonight it’s one big party ‘cause it’s God’s son |
| But you’d better watch your back when it’s all done |
| It’s all good that your little one’s here but |
| Can’t be a fool, hon â€" what about the law, mon? |
| You can call on divine intervention |
| But shiny light gives you very much attention |
| It could lead to my incarceration |
| I wanna tell the nations, but I think I’ll wait some |
| Luke 2:7 |
| And she gave birth to her firstborn, a son |
| She wrapped him in cloths and placed him in a manger |
| Because there was no room for them in the inn |