Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song The Devil Went Down to Jordan (Parody of "The Devil Went Down to Georgia"), artist - ApologetiX. Album song Apologetix Classics: Country, in the genre
Date of issue: 07.12.2010
Record label: Parodudes
Song language: English
The Devil Went Down to Jordan (Parody of "The Devil Went Down to Georgia") |
The devil went down to the Jordan |
He was lookin' for a show to steal |
He was in a bind 'cause Jesus came to find |
The people willing to make it real |
And he came upon the Son of Man |
Saw He had no vittles and was prayin' to God |
Then the devil jumped upon the chance to tempt Him |
Said «Boy, let me tell ya, it’s hot!» |
«I guess you didn’t know it but I’m a vittle craver too |
«And kid I’m scared this desert air might get the best of you |
«Now you ain’t been eatin' your vittles boy |
«But, kid, your dinner is due |
«So if you’re really God’s son, then turn these stones |
To bread and I’ll butter it for you.» |
The Lord said, «I am hungry, but that would be a sin |
«Cause it ain’t by bread man’s gonna be fed |
«But by the Word God’s given him.» |
John the Baptist washed the Lord and there’s where it all starts |
Cause Jesus left the Jordan and the devil hit Him hard |
And if He wins we get to walk on Heaven’s streets of gold |
But if He sins, the devil gets your soul |
The devil took Him up in space and said, «Christ, start to throw |
«Yourself off of this temple top as I’m watchin' from below |
«Cause I’m sure You know that God will bring |
«All His angels to assist |
«And then men would believe that You’re Him |
«If they saw You did something like this» |
When the devil finished, Jesus said |
«Well, you’re temptin' God, old son |
And it’s written down in that book right there |
That thing shouldn’t ever be done» |
Shout from the mountain what God’s done |
The devil ain’t a match for the rising Son |
You can never tempt God, did you not know |
Man, he doesn’t live by bread alone |
The devil finally said, «Jesus, if You’ll just worship me |
Then I’ll give you gold that glitters |
All these crowns, and all You see» |
Jesus said, «Devil, just turn on back |
Cause I’m never gonna buy your scam |
I love God too much, I’m gonna resist |
I’d suggest you’d better scram!» |
And we say |
Shout from the mountain what God’s done |
The devil ain’t a match for the rising Son |
You can never tempt God, did you not know |
Man, he doesn’t live by bread alone |