Lyrics Old Man (Parody of "Soul Man") - ApologetiX

Old Man (Parody of "Soul Man")

Now Methus’lah was a crusty bloke
Kept truckin' until the flood broke
And if you’re thinkin' it’s not floodin'
Well, don’t worry;
your time’s comin'
I’m an old man — I’m an old man
I’m an old man — I’m an old man
My one eye’s shot -- my hair’s gray
But my faith gets better each and every day
So what if — the doctor said
«If you eat meat — nothing red!»
I’m an old man — owwww
I’m an old man (It's plain to see)
I’m an old man — I’m an old man
Was brought up on the fried meats
Now I look at a label before I can eat
I take medication and shouldn’t stop
When I start runnin' - I just might drop
I’m an old man — I’m an old man
I’m an old man — I’m an old man
So glad to know
That I’m born again
It gives me hope
At each doctor’s appointment
Yeah (yeah) yeah (yeah)
I’m an old man — I’m an old man
You’re an old man — Hah!
-- I’m an old man
I’m an old man — I’m an old man
Hah!
Hah!