Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Jezebel (Parody of "Just a Girl"), artist - ApologetiX. Album song Singles Group, in the genre Date of issue: 06.09.2014
Record label: Parodudes
Song language: English
Jezebel (Parody of "Just a Girl") |
| Hey, I just painted up my eyes |
| And my clothes — are a little big in size |
| Don’t you think I need elastic stretch waist bands |
| My husband’s forcing me to wear the pants |
| 'Cause I’m Jezebel — I’m Israel’s king |
| So don’t tell me that I’m his wife |
| Yes I’m Jezebel — I’m the one who really pulls the strings |
| So don’t tell me 'bout equal rights |
| Oh … I’m happy enough right here |
| The moment that I came from Sidon |
| So many Hebrews have had to run and hide |
| Can’t do religious things that they hold so dear |
| It’s not the little king that they fear |
| If they want to survive, they comply |
| Oh, I’m Jezebel, and the prophets won’t preach |
| 'Cause I put them to death when they try |
| Yes I’m Jezebel — throw the Good Book at me |
| For unbiblical brutal crimes |
| Oh … they have a lot to fear |
| LEAD |
| Oh … I can make it myself, dear |
| Someone just rebelled |
| I just-a fell — hear me yell |
| There’s not much that’s left of me |
| Oh, I’m Jezebel — there has been a conspiracy |
| I took a plunge and I heard a crunch |
| Oh, I’m Jezebel, where’s the rest of me? |
| Well, I’ve a hunch dogs just ate me for lunch |
| Oh, I’m Jezebel — my skull’s all I see |
| Elijah’s won — it’s over and done |
| Oh, I’m Jezebel — woe is me |
| My evil’s done — it’s no fun — perishin' |
| Oh — I’ve had it, I’m through |
| Oh — It’s sad but quite true |
| Oh — I have a lot to fear |