| Well, don’t take this wrong and deny it
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| But at night you snore a lot
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| And your snoring’s bad enough
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| But your wife’s is like King Kong
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| Don’t let yourself gloat
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| Forget your crummy pride
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| 'Cause everybody burps
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| Sometimes
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| Some guys never think they’re wrong
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| Now that’s why I sing this song
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| Well, your neighbors might do wrong (hold on, hold on)
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| But you’re still not better, though (hold on)
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| If you think Romans 2:1
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| Isn’t right, well, hang on
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| 'Cause everybody burps
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| Take comfort in that fact
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| Everybody burps
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| Don’t throw it back
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| Whoa-oh-oh-oh no
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| Don’t go and brag
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| You’re still not good enough
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| No, no, no, not at all
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| If you’re on the ropes in this life
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| Put faith in Christ alone
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| When you think you’ve done too much
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| To get right, well, hang on
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| 'Cause everybody burps
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| But some find
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| Everyone needs Christ
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| Everybody’s heard
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| Come find
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| But everybody burps
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| Sometimes
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| A whole lot, a whole lot, a whole lot, a whole lot
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| (No, no, no, no, no)
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| A whole lot, a whole lot, a whole lot, a whole lot
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| (No, no, no, no, no)
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| (No, no, no, no, no, you oughta know) |