Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Barroom Hitz (Parody of "Ballroom Blitz"), artist - ApologetiX. Album song Hot Potato Soup, in the genre Date of issue: 03.03.2013
Record label: Parodudes
Song language: English
Barroom Hitz (Parody of "Ballroom Blitz") |
| Are you ready, Keith? |
| Uh huh |
| Stanley? |
| Yeah! |
| Ted? |
| OK |
| Alright, fellas, let’s go! |
| Oh, kids benefit from Mozart |
| Even if they think the dude’s a dweeb, uh huh |
| With «Twinkle Twinkle’s» words changed |
| That guy could help you learn your ABC’s |
| Oh, I see a man with the flag sing the National Anthem |
| In his eyes an incredible song |
| But the bar on the corner’s where the poet and lawyer |
| Named Francis Scott Key got that music from |
| Oh, yeah, it was enlightening — everybody’s rewriting |
| And the music they’re spoofing — and they all starting new things! |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah |
| And the plan of attack is give 'em Bible facts |
| With reworded tunes from barroom hits |
| And the Salvation Army and dinosaurs like Barney |
| Use converted tunes that’s all our group did |
| Borrowed bits of barroom hits, borrowed bits of barroom hits |
| Oh, reaching out to unchurched |
| Teaching those who occupy the pews |
| If some may call us posers |
| I really feel there’s nothing left to prove |
| And the monks in the black robes sang contrafactums |
| Their praises ascend to the sky |
| If the Lord’s in your corner, then everything’s purer |
| He can cure you in the twinkling of an eye |
| Oh, yeah, if you think Wesley |
| Would panic at Presley |
| Then on next Christmas Eve, please |
| Take a long look at «Greensleeves» |
| And the plan of attack is give 'em Bible facts |
| With reworded tunes from barroom hits |
| And Weird Al has accordions we use a concordance |
| When converting tunes with borrowed bits of barroom hits |
| Oh, yeah, it was enlightening — everybody’s rewriting |
| And the music they’re spoofing — and they all starting new things! |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah |
| And the plan of attack is give 'em Bible facts |
| With reworded tunes from barroom hits |
| And the girl Fannie Crosby employed that quite a lot |
| She used converted tunes that’s all our group did |
| Borrowed bits of barroom hits |
| Let’s fix the barroom hits, let’s fix the barroom hits |
| Let’s fix the barroom hits, let’s fix the barroom hits |
| Yeah, fix the barroom hits! |