Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Make Yourself Comfortable, artist - Andy Griffith
Date of issue: 31.12.1992
Song language: English
Make Yourself Comfortable |
The song starts off and this boy |
Is writing a letter to Dorothy Dix |
He says, dear Dorothy Dix |
I am in worst fix that |
I have ever been in |
Says, just what does a boy do |
When right out of the blue |
She invites him in and says |
(Ooh, ooh |
Make yourself comfortable, baby) |
Yeah, now you can |
Tell right there, friends |
That he don’t know nothing |
Because, he don’t, because |
Let me tell you something |
It ain’t outta no blue |
That she invited him in there |
No, sir, she had everything |
Squared away before she |
Ever got him to the door |
(I got some records here |
To put you in the mood) |
Yeah, see, she’s got Hearts of Stone |
That’s a real good courtin' record |
And all of Roy Acuff’s songs |
(The phone is off the hook |
So no one can intrude) |
See, the reason she took the |
Phone off the hook is so |
He couldn’t get no outside help |
(I feel romantic and the |
Record changer’s automatic, baby) |
Yeah, I think, friends |
That by this time, it’s pretty clear |
With her feeling romantic and |
Automatic record changers and everything |
That she ain’t got that boy in there |
To eat no cake and ice cream |
All right, you all go ahead |
(Sweetheart, we’ve hurried |
Through the dinner |
Hurried through the dance |
Left before the picture show |
Was through) |
See, he spent all kinds |
Of money on her that night |
He did, there ain’t telling how much |
He dropped at the Bluebird Cafe |
Right by itself |
And after going through |
All of the trouble to take her |
To the moving pictures |
She yanked him out of there before |
Tex Ritter shot the first Indian |
And why did she do all this |
(To leave some time for this |
To hug a hug and kiss a kiss now) |
Look out now, look out |
See, she said right there |
That she wants him to kiss her |
And she does, friends, she does |
What I mean to tell you |
She wants him to flat |
Plant one on her |
(Take off your shoesies, dear |
And loosen up your tie) |
Do you notice that she never |
Does call him by his right name |
She don’t know it, she don’t |
They ain’t even shook hands yet |
(I've got some kisses here |
Let’s try one on for size |
I’ll turn the lights low while) |
Yeah, hold, hold |
Hold it right there, everybody |
Hold it right there |
Now right chere’s his chance |
He can either, while |
She’s up cutting that light down |
He can tip on out or he can |
Do the real all American |
Semper Paratis type of thing |
And I’d do it if I was him |
I’d put me a whole nother batch |
Of records on that machine |
I’d cut that light down one more notch |
I’d kick off my two-toned perforated shoes |
I’d get me an armful of that sweet thing |
And we’d both |
(Make ourselves comfortable, baby) |