| Well, boys
 | 
| Here we are in beautiful Italy
 | 
| This is the city of Venice
 | 
| The city of romance and singing
 | 
| A city filled with gondolas and the most beaut-
 | 
| Yeah
 | 
| And look at all those boats
 | 
| Alvin, a gondola is a boat
 | 
| Hey, let’s take a gondola ride
 | 
| Yeah
 | 
| In a boat
 | 
| How about it, Dave?
 | 
| Okay, fellas
 | 
| Good idea
 | 
| And we’ll ask the gondolier to-
 | 
| What’s a gondolier?
 | 
| Dave:
 | 
| Well, a gondo-
 | 
| Well, ugh… ah, Alvin
 | 
| You see the man with the big mustache?
 | 
| He’s a gondolier
 | 
| Come on
 | 
| Let’s get into his boat and maybe he’ll sing
 | 
| Gondolier:
 | 
| 'O sole mio
 | 
| Sta 'nfronte a te!
 | 
| 'O sole mio
 | 
| La, la, la
 | 
| La, la, la, la, la, la, la
 | 
| Hey, you mouse
 | 
| Pipe down!
 | 
| I’m singing
 | 
| Mouse, mouse!
 | 
| I’m Alvin the chipmunk
 | 
| Ma-chipmunk a-shmipmunk a-silencio
 | 
| Now be quiet, will you
 | 
| I’m singing
 | 
| Alvin, will you please sit down
 | 
| And will you please let the gondolier sing
 | 
| Okay, okay
 | 
| 'O sole mio
 | 
| Sta 'nfronte a te!
 | 
| 'O sole mio
 | 
| Sta 'nfronte a te!
 | 
| Alvin:
 | 
| Mouse
 | 
| I’ll show him mouse
 | 
| 'O sole, 'o sole mio
 | 
| Sta 'nfronte a te!
 | 
| I’ll pull his mustache
 | 
| Sta 'nfronte a te!
 | 
| How you like that a-little mooses?
 | 
| We’re not mooses
 | 
| We’re chipmunks
 | 
| Can’t ya get that straight at all?
 | 
| Listen will ya
 | 
| Oh, gondaliero
 | 
| We are not mice
 | 
| We’re singing chipmunks
 | 
| We told you twice
 | 
| We think you country’s nice
 | 
| So, gondaliero
 | 
| Don’t call us mice
 | 
| Gondolier:
 | 
| Why if I no a-hear I no believe-a
 | 
| Three singing a-moosousies
 | 
| We’re not moosousies
 | 
| CHIPMUNKS!
 | 
| Yeah, Chipmunks
 | 
| Can’t ya understand?
 | 
| Boys… boy…
 | 
| Fellas, please sit down and stop arguing
 | 
| Now let’s all try to get along
 | 
| Now Mr. Gondalier
 | 
| Would you let the boys sing along with you?
 | 
| Ma shoes
 | 
| That’s okay
 | 
| Let’s a-go
 | 
| 'O sole mio
 | 
| Sta 'nfronte a te!
 | 
| 'O sole mio
 | 
| Sta 'nfronte a te!
 | 
| 'O sole, 'o sole mio
 | 
| Ha ha ha ha ha
 | 
| Ma when I telling my kids
 | 
| I’ve a-been singing with three moosouses
 | 
| We’re not mesousies
 | 
| And we’re not moosousies
 | 
| And we’re not mooses
 | 
| Or mices
 | 
| Ah, we’re chipmunks
 | 
| Can’t ya get that straight
 | 
| Boys, boys please sit down
 | 
| I think the boat is beginning to sink, fella-
 | 
| Ugh Mr. Gondolier
 | 
| Would you please take this back to land
 | 
| Lis-
 | 
| Fellas, don’t, don’t argue anymore
 | 
| Now, Mr Gondolier
 | 
| Don’t b-bu-
 | 
| I’m sorry
 | 
| Back to shore
 | 
| Sink
 | 
| I think we’re
 | 
| Mr. Gondo-
 | 
| Ugh, b-
 | 
| Fellas, don’t argue
 | 
| I’m sorry
 | 
| I’m sorry |