Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Seltzer Boy, artist - Allan ShermanDate of issue: 08.04.2019
Song language: English
Seltzer Boy |
| Seltzer boy |
| Where are you hiding |
| If you don’t come right now |
| I’m gon' tell you boss on you |
| Oy |
| Don’t bring me water |
| I rather have seltzer |
| Cause water don’t bubble |
| And water don’t fizz |
| Water I hate it |
| Cause it ain’t carbonated |
| But a glass of seltzer |
| On the other hand is |
| Don’t bring me Pepsi |
| Don’t bring me a Kool-Aid |
| Don’t bring a malted |
| And don’t bring me champagne |
| I’ll tell you what boy |
| Bring me one scotch and soda |
| Then you’ll take back the scotch, boy |
| And leave the 2 cents plain |
| Seltzer boy |
| When are you coming? |
| If don’t bring that seltzer |
| I’m gon' tell Mister Meltzer on you |
| Seltzer boy |
| That’s better, could you put in a little chocolate sauce? |