Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song If I Could Play Piano, artist - Allan ShermanDate of issue: 07.02.2005
Song language: English
If I Could Play Piano |
| If I could play the piano |
| Like I’d like to play the piano |
| I would sit down at the piano |
| And I’d play |
| That’s how I’d play the piano night and day |
| If I could play the banjo |
| Like I’d like to play the banjo |
| I’d go out and buy a banjo |
| And a pick |
| I mean I’d play the banjo really slick |
| If I could play the bongos |
| I’d go get a set of drums |
| I’d entertain my chums |
| And then they’d call me twinkle thumbs |
| But I can’t play the piano |
| Or the banjo, or the bongos |
| 'Cause when I sit down to play |
| The people laugh |
| So I guess I’ll have to play my phonograph |
| But my phonograph is broke |
| My phonograph is broke |
| My phonograph is broke |
| I bought it in Hoboken |
| They fixed it in Shamokin |
| I mean it, I’m not jokin' |
| My phonograph is broke |
| Let’s finish this, I’m chokin' |
| I’m chokin' and I’m croakin' |
| Hey, stop the music |
| Stop the music |
| Stop the music! |
| Stop the music! |
| The following big finish comes to you from that other great piano player, Van |
| Cliburn |
| Tank you! |