Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Ladies Who Lunch, artist - Alana AllenDate of issue: 22.07.2003
Song language: English
Ladies Who Lunch |
| I’d like to propose a toast |
| Here’s to the ladies who lunch-- |
| Everybody laugh |
| Lounging in their caftans |
| And planning a brunch |
| On their own behalf |
| Off to the gym |
| Then to a fitting |
| Claiming they’re fat |
| And looking grim |
| 'Cause they’ve been sitting |
| Choosing a hat |
| Does anyone still wear a hat? |
| I’ll drink to that |
| Here’s to the girls who play smart-- |
| Aren’t they a gas? |
| Rushing to their classes |
| In optical art |
| Wishing it would pass |
| Another long exhausting day |
| Another thousand dollars |
| A matinee, a Pinter play |
| Perhaps a piece of Mahler’s |
| I’ll drink to that |
| And one for Mahler |
| Here’s to the girls who just watch-- |
| Aren’t they the best? |
| When they get depressed |
| It’s a bottle of Scotch |
| Plus a little jest |
| Another chance to disapprove |
| Another brilliant zinger |
| Another reason not to move |
| Another vodka stinger |
| Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh! |
| I’ll drink to that |
| So, here’s to the girls on the go-- |
| Everybody tries |
| Look into their eyes |
| And you’ll see what they know: |
| Everybody dies |
| A toast to that invincible bunch |
| The dinosaurs surviving the crunch |
| Let’s hear it for the ladies who lunch-- |
| Everybody rise! |
| Rise! |
| Rise! |
| Rise! |
| Rise! |
| Rise! |
| Rise! |
| Rise! |
| Rise! |