| I woke up the other night
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| Lying on the floor
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| Right beside someone
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| I’ve never seen before
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| She said my name’s Juliet
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| And Romeo you ain’t
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| Thats another good reason not to drink
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| Thats another good reason not to drink
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| When I’m sober I’m almost a saint
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| If I keep going on like this
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| I’ll end up like ole Hank
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| Thats another good reason not to drink
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| I cant go see my best friend
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| He said stay away
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| Just because of what I said
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| On his wedding day
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| He oughta call a sherman
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| Cause she looks just like a tank
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| Thats another good reason not to drink
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| Thats another good reason not to drink
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| When I’m sober I’m almost a saint
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| If I keep going on like this
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| I’ll end up like ole Hank
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| Thats another good reason not to drink
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| I’m gonna sue to city
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| About that policeman
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| Last night as I left the bar
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| He stepped right on my hand
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| He said 'Are you drunk or blind?'
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| I said 'Let me think'.
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| Thats another good reason not to drink
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| Thats another good reason not to drink
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| When I’m sober I’m almost a saint
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| If I keep going on like this
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| I’ll end up like ole Hank
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| Thats another good reason not to drink
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| Thats another good reason not to drink
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| When I’m sober I’m almost a saint
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| If I keep going on like this
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| I’ll end up like ole Hank
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| Thats another good reason
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| Baby let me in I’m freezing
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| Another good reason not to drink |