Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Jim and Jack and Hank , by - Alan Jackson. Song from the album Angels and Alcohol, in the genre КантриRelease date: 16.07.2015
Record label: ACR
Song language: English
Jim and Jack and Hank |
| Hey, you were standing by the screen door slamming |
| Rather clear what’s taking place |
| You were holding onto Louie |
| He was packin', he was heavy |
| That plastic handle just about to break |
| Well then you picked up Chloe |
| She knew y’all were going |
| She started barking like a tank |
| I was shocked and I was joking |
| But I will not be lonely |
| Cause I got Jim and Jack and Hank |
| Take your string bikinis, your apple martinis |
| Take what’s left there in the bank |
| Take your flat iron and your curlers |
| Your sparkling water and that damn perfume I never liked |
| Take your black Mercedes, all that stuff for ladies |
| To me you’re just a total blank |
| Go on and leave me baby, I don’t need you |
| I got Jim and Jack and Hank |
| Well now you left screaming and your tires screeching |
| That little dog right in your lap |
| I became a little sad and called up my ol' dad |
| He said, «Son you just woke me from my nap» |
| I told him you had left me |
| He said, «Son now don’t you hate me |
| You know exactly what I think |
| You know you’re better off, you can fish and you can golf |
| You still got Jim and Jack and Hank» |
| Take your string bikinis, your apple martinis |
| Take what’s left there in the bank |
| Take your flat iron and your curlers |
| Your sparkling water and that damn perfume I never liked |
| Take your black Mercedes, all that stuff for ladies |
| To me you’re just a total blank |
| Go on and leave me baby, I don’t need you |
| I got Jim and Jack and Hank, that’s right |
| So I got out the whiskey and I began to listen to the songs |
| Out in my truck you couldn’t crank |
| I started feeling empty, then again it hit me |
| I’ve got Jim and Jack and Hank |
| Take your string bikinis, your apple martinis |
| Take what’s left there in the bank |
| Take your flat iron and your curlers |
| Your sparkling water and that damn perfume I never liked |
| Take your black Mercedes, all that stuff for ladies |
| To me you’re just a total blank |
| Go on and leave me baby, I don’t need you |
| I got Jim and Jack and Hank |
| Yeah now, go on and leave me baby |
| I don’t need you |
| I got Jim and Jack and Hank |
| That’s right, you go ahead, I’ll be A-OK, cause I got Jose |
| Captain Morgan, not to mention ol' Old George and Tammy |
| And Loretta, Merle, Willie Nelson, Big John Cash |
| How about old Jimmy Buffett? |
| Bring him in there when that sun’s shining |
| George Strait, an old friend |
| Can’t forget Hank Jr. and all his rowdy friends |
| I’m gonna clean out the whole closet baby |
| Oh yeah |
| Goodbye |