| The sun is hot and that ol’clock is movin’slow
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| And so am I Workday passes like molassas in wintertime
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| But it’s July
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| Gettin’paid by the hour and older by the minute
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| My boss just pushed me over the limit
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| I’d like to call him somethin'
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| But think I’ll just call it a day
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| Pour me somethin’tall and strong
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| Make it a hurricane before I go insane
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| It’s only half past twelve, but I don’t care
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| It’s five o’clock somewhere
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| Well this lunch break is gonna take all afternoon
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| And half the night
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| Tomorrow morning I know there’ll be hell to pay
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| Hey, but that’s all right
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| Ain’t had a day off now in over a year
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| My Jamaican vacation is gonna start right here
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| If the phones for me You can tell 'em I’ve just sailed away
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| Pour me somethin’tall and strong
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| Make it a hurricane before I go insane
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| It’s only half past twelve, but I don’t care
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| It’s five o’clock somewhere
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| I could pay off my tab
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| Pour myself in a cab and be back to work before 2
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| At a moment like this, I can’t help but wonder
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| What would Jimmy Buffett do?
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| Jimmy Buffett spoken:
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| Funny you should ask, Alan
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| I’d say
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| Pour me somethin’tall and strong
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| Make it a hurricane before I go insane
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| It’s only half past twelve, but I don’t care
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| Pour me somethin’tall and strong
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| Make it a hurricane before I go insane
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| It’s only half past twelve, but I don’t care
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| He don’t care
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| And I don’t care
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| It’s five o’clock somewhere
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| Alan: He don’t care
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| I don’t care
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| Together: It’s five o’clock somewhere
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| Jimmy: What time zone am I on?
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| What country am I in?
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| Alan: It doesn’t matter
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| It’s five o’clock somewhere
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| Jimmy: It’s always on five in Margaritaville, come to think of it Alan: I heard that
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| Jimmy: You’ve been there haven’t you?
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| Alan: Yes, Sir
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| Jimmy: I’ve seen your boat there
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| Jimmy: All right.
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| That’s good
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| Alan: Stumbled my way back
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| Jimmy: OK Just want to make sure you can keep it between the
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| navigational beacons
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| Alan: Between the bouys.
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| I got it Jimmy: All right.
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| It’s five o’clock.
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| Let’s go somewhere
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| Alan: I’m ready.
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| Crank it up Jimmy: Let’s get out of here
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| Alan: I’m gone |