Lyrics If It Ain't One Thing (It's You) - Alan Jackson

If It Ain't One Thing (It's You)

I guess its just not my day
The wind blew my morning paper away
Then I cut my toe oin a sliver of glass
From the stormdoor you broke when you left here so fast
If it aint one thing its you
If youve heard that Im goin crazy
Its true
The wheels seem to fall off whatever I do If it aint one thing
Its you
I rented that movie you hate
But that old vcr just chewed up the tape
Then I went to the freezer thought Id cook me a steak
All I found was that old piece of our wedding cake
If it aint one thing its you
If youve heard that Im goin crazy
Its true
The wheels seem to fall off whatever I do If it aint one thing
Its you
But I never knew that I needed you so But now that Ive lost you, I cant let you go If it aint one thing its you
If youve heard that Im goin crazy
Its true
The wheels seem to fall off whatever I do If it aint one thing
Its you
Oh if it aint one thing
Its you