| Smoke a blunt | 
| I love to smoke a blunt man | 
| Hey man you know, my white homies ask me | 
| Do you like uh, bongs or blunts? | 
| I tell 'em blunts, cause i get pulled over all the time | 
| I can’t be throwin' bongs out the window, you know what i mean | 
| Smoke a blunt | 
| Nice and slow | 
| Hold the smoke | 
| Then let it go | 
| Smoke a blunt | 
| Nice and slow | 
| Hold the smoke | 
| Then let it go | 
| I love smoking weed all by myself | 
| Dont have to pass it to no one else | 
| I hit my blunt | 
| Anytime i want | 
| Got so much weed i dont have to hunt | 
| I dont get hyper | 
| I dont get crunk | 
| I do get high | 
| I do get drunk | 
| Once im high and im high no doubt | 
| I grab my ashtray and put my cigar out | 
| Once my high is gone with the wind | 
| I grab my lighter then i flick then i again | 
| Briefly take a chronic break | 
| Weed headache | 
| Big mistake | 
| Im high so i put my blunt down | 
| Turn up my music and dance all around | 
| I can’t hear the phone | 
| I can’t hear the door | 
| I never leave home 'less | 
| Its time to school | 
| Smoke a blunt | 
| Nice and slow | 
| Hold the smoke | 
| Now let it go | 
| Smoke a blunt | 
| Nice and slow | 
| Hold the smoke | 
| Now let it go | 
| I remember when i started smokin weed | 
| Pickin' out the stems and the seeds | 
| I didn’t have enough to buy me a beer | 
| My homeboy told me to hit this here (?) | 
| I grabbed the blunt | 
| I took a hit | 
| I thought to myself | 
| «i like this shit» | 
| It’s better than beer | 
| So annalyze this | 
| I don’t have to go take a piss | 
| I don’t know how to roll | 
| But the people i roll with | 
| Know how to roll blunts like a pole | 
| Smoke a blunt | 
| Nice and slow | 
| Hold the smoke | 
| Now let it go | 
| Hahah | 
| Smoke a blunt | 
| Nice and slow | 
| Hold the smoke | 
| Now let it go | 
| Smoke a blunt | 
| Nice and slow | 
| Hahahah | 
| Hold a smoke, uh | 
| Now let it goo | 
| Hahahah uhh haha uhh | 
| Drivin' cross country though minnesota | 
| State f**kin' trooper straight pulled me over | 
| He said i was drivin' fast as hell | 
| He took a deep breath and asked «what's that smell?» | 
| I knew i was busted, at this point | 
| So i handed him a beautiful, perfectly rolled joint | 
| He looked at it once | 
| He looked at it twice | 
| He told me, «you roll your joints real nice» | 
| Afroman don’t give a f**k | 
| Light that blunt and get stupid stuff | 
| Smokin' to me is so much fun | 
| People bitch cause i don’t get nothin' done | 
| If you are a little kid | 
| Please don’t do the things i did | 
| Anti-drug message? | 
| let me see. | 
| Don’t smoke weed | 
| Give it to me! | 
| Smoke a blunt | 
| Nice and slow | 
| Hold the smoke | 
| Now let it go | 
| Smoke a blunt | 
| Nice and slow | 
| Hold the smoke | 
| Now let it go | 
| Smoke a blunt | 
| Nice and slow | 
| Hold the smoke | 
| Now let it go |