
Date of issue: 13.06.2004
Song language: English
Never Trust A Man (With Egg On His Face) |
A man and a woman walking down the |
Street |
With a son and a daughter it was oh so sweet |
When mummy turned to daddy and she |
Said: |
my dear, write out your will the end is near |
Then she pulled out the gun |
I saw the sparks |
Messed up the suit that hed bought from |
Marks |
Because |
Shed heard the voices from outer space |
Shed heard the voices from outer space |
Shed heard the voices from outer space |
Saying, never trust a man with egg on his |
Face |
Three months later mrs b stands |
A smile on her face, blood on her hands |
The kiddies got scared and have run to bed |
The headlines in the papers said that: |
she was the victim of an awful plan. |
Announced through the mouthpiece of a Little green man |
Shed heard the voices from outer space |
Saying: |
never trust a man with egg on his face |
La-la |