Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Gay Robot , by - Adam Sandler. Song from the album Shhh...Don't Tell, in the genre Release date: 12.07.2004
Record label: Warner
Song language: English
Gay Robot |
| Pass the fuckin ball! |
| What an idiot! |
| Fuck it, I’m gonna go get another beer. |
| You guys want one? |
| Alright… |
| Two Please! |
| Oh boy… |
| Hahahaha |
| (phone rings) |
| Hello… Yeah, yeah, cool, we’re all just hangin out… Alright |
| Bye-bye… |
| Who was that, some chicks? |
| Nah, it was my neighbor, his robot’s comin over |
| What? |
| Yeah, he built a robot a while ago and the robot came out gay |
| Yo, we’re out of Hunnyduffers so I grabbed a couple of Gooseheads… |
| Okay, that’s cool… |
| Wait, so the robot’s gay? |
| Gay Robot’s comin over? |
| Yep… |
| Oh, dude, you gotta see this, he’s insane with football stats |
| No way! |
| (doorbell rings) |
| It’s open! |
| Hey guys… what’s up? |
| Hey, good to see ya Gay Robot… |
| Gay Robot in the house! |
| Word up… what’s the score, fuckers? |
| Giants are eatin shit in the third quarter, it’s 24−8 Miami… |
| Don’t worry, the Giants have phenominal fourth quarter numbers… |
| Really? |
| They’ll come back and win by three |
| Alright! |
| I love it! |
| Fuck you guys! |
| Sorry, buddy… |
| Who’s the new guy? |
| Oh, that’s my friend John |
| Hey John… sweet hat! |
| Uh… thanks… what’s goin on? |
| You know… just chillin… can I suck your dick? |
| What? |
| No, no, no, no, he’s okay, Gay Robot… |
| That was funny… |
| The Gay Robot gets a little horny cause he doesn’t know any |
| Gay guys around here… |
| Oh, I see… |
| Sorry! |
| Hehehe… |
| Oh, I can’t believe you dropped that! |
| Do something, Henderson |
| You fat fuck! |
| Hey! |
| That was very offensive to me! |
| Why? |
| You’re not fat… |
| I thought you said fag! |
| No, i wouldn’t say that, I said fat… |
| Oh, sorry! |
| Hahaha |
| I guess if you fist fuck me, we’ll be even! |
| No, I’m not gay, Gay Robot… |
| I thought you said you were? |
| No… You know I never said that… |
| I know, I was just rousing you! |
| Good times! |
| Good times guys! |
| Hahahaha |
| Hey, Gay Robot’s havin a good time! |
| So how do you think the Eagles are gonna do this season, Gay Robot? |
| Let’s find out! |
| (whirring, beeping noises) Says here, due to injuries |
| And irratic weather patterns, the Eagles will finish a dismal 7−9 |
| What? |
| No way! |
| Deal with it |
| The Gay Robot knows his shit, man |
| Now will someone blow it on my face? |
| Nobody’s gay here but you, Gay Robot, so let’s just watch some |
| Football, alright? |
| Look, I’m not here to bring the party down… It’s just… I run |
| On semen… Without it, I could die… Help me to live fellas… |
| Jerk off in my mouth immediatly… Please, my circuits are |
| Shorting… Starting to fade already… See a light… Going |
| Towards it… |
| Hahahahah |
| You’re makin this up, Gay Robot! |
| My bad! |
| You got me! |
| Hahaha… good times! |
| Hahaahaha… |
| So does he eat food like us… human people? |
| Yeah, he can eat food… |
| Ya want some tortilla chips, Gay Robot? |
| Sounds great, John. |
| Can I dip them in your ass? |
| Ooh… |
| I’m all set, thanks |
| Hehehe… |
| What the fuck?! |
| The reception’s all fuzzy! |
| Are you kidding me? |
| Don’t panic… I can fix it |
| Oh hey! |
| That’s right! |
| I love it, work your robot magic, fix that shit! |
| Okay, here’s the problem! |
| My man! |
| What is it? |
| Your cock’s not in my asshole! |
| Aww… Maybe you should go home and take a cold shower, Gay Robot… |
| Alright… I’ll go… We’ll just whack each other off and I’ll bail |
| Not gonna happen |
| Please? |
| Goodbye |
| Fuck you |
| Later Gay Robot |
| (fly unzips) |
| Oh no! |
| Look what happened! |
| My robo-cock fell out of my pants! |
| Oh, shit, he’s got a boner! |
| Taste it!!! |
| (spraying sounds) |
| Oh, oh!!! |
| Fuckin asshole!!! |
| Come on, Gay Robot!!! |
| Aww, man! |
| Later fags! |
| (Door opens and closes) |
| (Distant voices) |
| Hey Gay Robot |
| Hey Mr. Chasen… Can I suck your dick? |