Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song 6969, artist - Ninja Sex Party.
Date of issue: 21.10.2021
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
6969 |
Somewhere, deep in the slow, eternal dance of the heavens |
Drifts a planet called simply Earth |
And among the otherwise unremarkable population of this planet |
Are two incredible heroes destined to save the future from itself! |
Hey, Ninja Brian, I made a time machine space ship |
You wanna go on it? |
Yeah |
Okay, cool. |
Soaring through the galaxy |
The stars and sky align |
The speed of light’s for pussies |
We’re goin' at the speed of Brian |
We’re flying towards the sexual peak of history and time |
Computer, set a sexy course for the sexiest year — unngh! |
69 (I got my space suit) |
69 (and 90 pounds of space lube!) |
Crossing through into a fuckin' wormhole beyond the Milky Way |
That shit’s far! |
To a time of earth so far in the future |
Where everyone gets laid |
Twice as hard! |
We’re noble knights of honor |
On a fierce and sultry butt crusade |
Here we are! |
Open the bay doors |
And let’s live the dream |
Give the world a double-team |
I bet it’s a billion-person orgy in an ocean of whipped cream! |
Wait, this place isn’t sexy at all! |
And this robot sign says human touch has been outlawed. |
I can’t believe my eyes, |
But it’s a world without sex |
Everyone here just wears full-length pants |
And loose-fitting turtlenecks |
Men and women wave to each other from a respectable distance |
Without the thrill of boning — what is life? |
We must speak to the council of Dick Elders tonight! |
Excuse me, Dick Elders? |
What do you want? |
I know it’s most unusual |
To come before you so |
But the planet earth sucks balls now |
That no one’s allowed to bone |
We’ve come from the past to introduce you to ass |
Wait, you’re Ninja Sex Party? |
You will ruin our plans! |
Guards, sound the alarms! |
If people have sex they’ll break our thousand-year spell |
There will be a revolution and they’ll think for themselves |
We control this planet of unsatisfied wood |
Oh, why does being evil always feel so damn good? |
Fuck that bullshit |
We’ll make it right |
Get ready for a sexy fight! |
My dick’s the spark of hope |
And a revolution shall ignite |
Tonight! |
We’re takin' flight, |
We have to find a girl — |
Shoot the fuckin' lasers |
Shoot the fuckin' lasers at 'em! |
Show her what it means to love |
And fix this broken world |
All the fuckin' lasers! |
All the fuckin' lasers at 'em! |
The new sex king will rule |
let the boner banners be unfurled! |
Ninja Brian, look at that girl |
With the sad eyes and the beautiful blond hair |
I’m immediately in love! |
69 (she spent her life all alone) |
69 (wanna take her to the bone zone) |
69 (make her feel the pleasure) |
69 (of my only treasure) |
I can’t believe my eyes, |
But you’re the girl of my dreams |
Let’s both tear all of our clothes off |
Like two pants-hating wolverines |
The love we make will save the earth |
From this oppressive dick regime |
Oh-whoa-whoa |
We’re havin' sex, now |
Oh-whoa-whoa |
To change the world, whoo! |
You brought three friends, now |
Oh shit, they’re girls! |
I think it’s obvious |
That people liked our sexy show |
A multi-billion person orgy |
Has broken out all across the globe |
The human race, much like my junk, |
Will now be free to grow |
Let’s go! |
Oh-whoa-whoa |
But what about the elders? |
Oh-whoa-whoa |
We tore their world to shreds |
Oh-whoa-whoa |
Maybe they’ll be cool with it? |
Oh-whoa-whoa |
Oh, hey, Dick Elders, how’s it going? |
You two are fucking dead! |
So much for that! |
It’s time to put on pants |
And run away from their death army |
Which is starting to advance! |
Shoot the fuckin' lasers! |
Way more fuckin' lasers at 'em! |
We can’t die, we’re way too young |
And there’s so many girls to ball |
Shoot the fuckin' lasers! |
Way more fuckin' lasers at 'em! |
But now we’re cornered, |
with our backs against the wall |
It’s over, Danny Sexbang! |
Your time has come! |
But first, we’re gonna take care of your Ninja friend here! |
Agh! |
Goddamn, Brian! |
You killed them all |
Now the empire will fall |
I have to say, in retrospect, |
That was easier than I thought! |
Oh yeah! |
Our work here’s done, |
The future is secure |
But my girl and I had one last farewell slam |
Just to be sure |
For underneath those rockin' boobs |
Lies a heart that is so pure |
Take care of this world for me, my darling |
I will always love you |
What is your name, by the way? |
Kristen? |
Ahh, a beautiful name |
Until that glorious day, when we meet again, Katie, farewell |
Now let us fly |
Into the night sky |
And we’ll raise a glass to ass |
In a final goodbye |
To 6969 |
Let us be gone |
Our quest is life-long |
It’s a sexy destiny |
So let’s rock the fuck on! |
Fuck yeah |
Fuck yeah |