| A barrel full of monkeys would be
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| Quite a lot of fun
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| So won’t you tell me
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| Where I can get one?
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| Maybe there’s a baby I can dress
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| Comme des Garcons
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| Oh yes I want one
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| A really cute one
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| There’s a Vivienne Westwood baby
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| Here on page sixteen
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| Of the new edition of my favourite magazine
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| Keep reading Vogue Bambini
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| Drink a glass of dry Martini
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| Lie down and go BAM BAM!'
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| Boys are just like babies
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| They do things that babies do
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| They go BAM BAM!
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| And bring the house down
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| I’ve got Johnson’s bubble bath
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| I’ve got baby shampoo
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| But not the baby
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| The monkey won’t do
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| With my pop star boyfriend
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| Sitting in our little flat
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| Hoping that my tummy
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| Will just suddenly go fat
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| Keep reading Vogue Bambini
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| Drink a glass of dry Martini
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| Lie down and go BAM BAM!
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| (Est ce que ce petit bebe est a toi mademoiselle? Parce que, si ce n’est pas a
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| toi, je veux l’emporter chez moi
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| Ah oui, j’aime tellement les enfants, je les aime vachement. |
| Regardez,
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| dans ce mensuel Italien, les bambinis fantastiques!)
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| Keep reading Vogue Bambini
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| Drink a glass of dry Martini
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| Lie down and go BAM BAM!
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| I keep reading Vogue Bambini
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| In my little flat
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| Hoping that my tummy will just
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| Suddenly go fat
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| Vogue Italia Bambini
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| Shake and stir me like Martini
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| Lie down, BAM BAM! |