| Fat Flabby Annie was incredibly big
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| She weighed just about sixteen stone
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| And then a fake dietician went and put her on a diet
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| Now she looks like skin and bone.
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| Do the meditation and yoga
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| And she’s thrown away the good food guide
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| And she’s given up the alcohol and pizzas
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| And the pies and now she looks as if she’s ready to die,
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| You can’t see her walk by.
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| Don’t eat no mashed potatoes,
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| Don’t eat no buttered scones
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| Stay away from carbohydrates
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| You’re gonna look like skin and bone.
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| Living on the edge of starvation
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| And she says she’s got no appetite
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| And her father and her mother
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| And her sisters and her brothers
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| Couldn’t see her when she walked by She looked like skin and bone.
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| Don’t eat no mashed potatoes,
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| Don’t eat no buttered scones
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| Stay away from carbohydrates
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| You’re gonna look like skin and bone.
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| She used to be so cuddly,
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| She used to be so fat,
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| But oh what a sin cos she’s oh so thin
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| That she lost all the friends that she had,
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| She looks like skin and bone
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| If you look flabby
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| And you feel overweight,
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| And you wanna lose a couple of stone,
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| Take a crash course diet do your daily exercises
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| And you’ll look like skin and bone.
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| Come on rattle them bones,
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| Put your hands up to the ceiling,
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| Bend your hips and touch your toes,
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| Do your daily exercises,
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| You’re gonna look like skin and bone,
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| Don’t eat no mashed potatoes, etc. |