Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Desperate, artist - Suburban Legends. Date of issue: 31.12.2000
Song language: English
Desperate |
| What the hell is wrong with me? |
| I’m in a band, ladies can’t you see |
| Please don’t judge me by the car that I drive |
| Or the fact that I haven’t had a date since '95 |
| Come on, don’t go away |
| Don’t listen to your friends when they that I am gay |
| I try so hard but I just can’t get no play |
| Don’t have any STDs |
| Come on, I’m begging on my knees |
| Come on get close just ignore the fleas |
| We will take anything that walks. . |
| Because we’re desperate |
| I know I’m not a handsome man |
| Cuz I look like an ogre with a farmer’s tan |
| And every time the ladies see me and I’m walking their way |
| They say, «Brian smells, everybody stay away» |
| Oh ladies, can’t you see |
| I can’t help it because I’m ugly |
| But I’m in a band, don’t that count for something |
| Come on now, don’t delay |
| Cuz if you don’t call then I’ll probably rent-a-date |
| And my tab keeps rising, cuz I do it every day |
| Oh ladies, can’t you see |
| I’m in a band, why aren’t you attracted to me? |
| I don’t care if you’re underage |
| Just as long as you’ll be seen with me in a public place |
| What’s it gonna take? (What's it gonna take?) |
| For you help me bake cookies? |
| Doo-Wah-Doo |
| Cuz I need to know |
| I’m all hot and ready |
| And I got to go. . |
| Because we’re Desperate |
| Why oh why must I have this rash |
| No girls talk to me they just step back |
| Should I lift weights? Would that make me more sexual? |
| Maybe wear glasses would that make me intellectual? |
| Come on lets do it fast |
| Cuz I’m all hot and ready and it just won’t last |
| And I got 20 dollars what can I get for that? |