| Dear Samuel,
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| You’ve been employed by the band,
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| You were originally employed
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| just to give us a hand.
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| And now you single-handedly
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| destroyed our careers.
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| So here’s our gift to you, Samuel,
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| have a happy new year:
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| You’re fired
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| you’re fired
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| you’re fired
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| Dear Gladstone,
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| we’ve had a good year.
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| So here’s a gift from the band, my dear.
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| So go on, blow out the candles
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| and leave the cake behind.
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| And get the hell outta here, Gladstone.
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| When you get, home, you’ll find…
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| You’ve been fired!
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| You’ve been fired!
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| You’ve been fired!
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| So long!
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| Dear apes,
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| It wasn’t that bad.
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| I’ve got a family:
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| Two dogs, and a dad.
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| So I ask you sincerely,
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| What it is I’ve done wrong
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| Thanks for the verse, though
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| in this excellent song…
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| Mary had a little lamb
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| and it got fired.
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| Little Bo' Peep, she lost her sheep
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| 'cause it got fired.
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| Incy Wincy Spider climbed up the garden wall,
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| 'cause it got fired.
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| Humpty Dumpty had a bad fall
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| 'cause he got fired!
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| Mary had a little lamb
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| and it got fired.
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| Little Bo' Peep, she lost her sheep
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| 'cause it got fired.
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| Incy Wincy Spider climbed up the garden wall,
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| 'cause it got fired.
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| Humpty Dumpty had a bad fall
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| and he got fired!
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| You’re so fired,
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| you’re so fired!
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| You’re so fired,
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| you’re so fired! |