Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song The Reaper Rap, artist - Steve Vai. Date of issue: 03.06.2002
Song language: English
The Reaper Rap |
| Bill: I’m Bill S. Preston, Esq. |
| And this is Ted «Theodore» Logan! |
| B&T: And we are Wyld Stallyns! |
| DeNomolos: I am DeNomolos. |
| Now. |
| .. what is your mission? |
| Evil Bill: First we totally kill Bill and Ted! |
| Evil Ted: Yeah, then we take over their lives |
| Evil Bill: He’s totally a robot! |
| Evil Ted: So are you, dude! |
| Evil Bill: Whoa, we’re total metalheads! |
| DeNomolos: Destroy that ridiculous, insipid band! |
| Evil B&T: Death to Bill and Ted! |
| Reaper: Get down with your bad self! |
| DeNomolos: You fools! |
| Are we ready? |
| Reaper: Get down with your bad self! |
| DeNomolos: You fools! |
| Evil B&T: Yeah, totally! |
| Reaper: Get down with your bad self! |
| DeNomolos: You fools! |
| Are we ready? |
| Evil Ted: I’ve got a full on robot chubby |
| Evil B&T: How’s it goin', Bill and Ted? |
| Bill: Ted. |
| .. it’s us again! |
| Ted: Whoa! |
| Bill: You’re metal, dude! |
| Evil Bill: I know! |
| Check it out! |
| We’re totally gonna kill you now! |
| B&T: Whoa. |
| . |
| Evil Bill: Ha ha ha! |
| Ted: Dudes, even though you’re doing this, we. |
| .. we. |
| . |
| Bill: We love you! |
| Evil Bill and Ted: Fags! |
| Bill: You dick, Bill! |
| Evil Bill: I know! |
| Let’s waste 'em |
| Bill and Ted: Aaaahhhhh!!! |
| Reaper: Get down with your bad self! |
| Rufus: Bogus |
| Evil Bill: Stellar, Evil Ted! |
| B&T: No way! |
| Reaper: Get down with your bad self! |
| Rufus: Bogus |
| Bill: Yeah! |
| Reaper: Get down with your bad self! |
| Rufus: Bogus |
| Evil Bill: Stellar, Evil Ted! |
| B&T: No way! |
| Evil Bill: I totally loogied on that good, dead me! |
| Ted: Bill, what happened? |
| Bill: Ted, we’re dead, dude! |
| B&T: Whoa! |
| Ted: Who are you? |
| Bill: Ted, it’s the Grim Reaper, dude! |
| Ted: Oh. |
| How’s it hangin', Death? |
| We’ve got to get back to the babes! |
| Bill: Ted, we can’t. |
| .. we’re dead, dude! |
| Ted: We’ve got to stop those evil us’s! |
| We’ve gotta try! |
| Bill: But how? |
| B&T: Melvin! |
| Reaper: They melvined me! |
| Ted: Dude, I totally broke a rock!* |
| Bill: Excellent!* |
| Ted: I kinda like this*. |
| .. Who’s that? |
| Bill: Ted, who do you think it is? |
| Ted: How’s it goin', Beelzebub? |
| Excellent rocks!* |
| Bill: We totally broke some.* |
| Ted: Okay, can we go now? |
| B&T: Whoa! |
| Bill: Thanks dude! |
| You know, you’ve got a bad rap |
| Colonel Oates: Gentlemen! |
| Welcome to Hell! |
| Ted: Dude |
| Bill: What? |
| Ted: I think we’re in our own personal hell! |
| Easter bunny: You stole Deacon’s Easter basket! |
| Little Ted: No way! |
| Granny S. Preston, Esq: How about a kiss? |
| Little Bill: Bogus! |
| Bill: You ugly red source of all evil! |
| Granny S. Preston, Esq: All I want is one! |
| Right on the lips! |
| Colonel Oates: Get back here! |
| B&T: AHHHHHH!!! |
| WHOAAAAA!!! |
| Bill: That was non-non-non-non heinous! |
| Evil Bill: You suck, dude!* |
| Bill: Do something else, dude!* |
| Ted: Yeah!* |
| Bill: Not bad, dude! |
| B&T: Excellent! |
| Reaper: Get down with your bad self! |
| Bill inside Sergeant: Whoa, donuts! |
| Ted inside Captain Logan: I totally possessed my dad! |
| Reaper: Get down with your bad self! |
| Ted inside Captain Logan: Excellent! |
| Bill inside Sergeant: I totally believe you, dude! |
| Reaper: Get down with your bad self! |
| Bill inside Sergeant: Whoa, donuts! |
| Ted inside Captain Logan: I totally possessed my dad! |
| Bill: You totally killed us, you evil metal dickweed! |
| Evil Bill: That’s right, lesser developed human prototype us’s!* |
| Bill: Let’s get 'em, Ted!* |
| Ted: Ahhhhh, yeah, no!* |
| Colonel Oates: Get 'em Granny!* |
| B&T: We’ve got to face them.* |
| Colonel Oates: Now get going!* |
| Various moans and groans of fears being defeated.* |
| Bill: Kiss your fears, dudes!* |
| Ted: Or offer 'em a honeybun or something. |
| And they’ll get smaller and maybe |
| they’ll even go away!* |
| Bill: Yeah, they’re not that bad, dude. |
| So don’t get programmed by anybody but |
| yourself!* |
| B&T: Let’s rock!* |
| Rufus: And most important, do not do your homework without wearing headphones! |
| Evil B&T: Catch you later, Bill & Ted! |
| Colonel Oates crying.* |