| I was standing on the corner in the middle of the square
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| Tryin' to make me some arrangements
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| To get some of that dynamite reefer there
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| Now, I was already high
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| And dressed very fly
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| Just standin' on the corner
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| Watchin' all the fine hoes
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| When up drove my main man big money Vann
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| In his super ninety-eight Olds Now as Van stepped out
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| And he looked about to me He began to speak
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| Came his real fine freak
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| She wore a black chemise dress
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| Considered to be one of the very best
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| Hair was glassy black
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| Eyes a deep see green-blue
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| Her skin boss dark hue
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| Man! |
| She was some kind of fine!
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| Now, as I spoke to Vann, and I shook his hand
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| And I asked him «Is that your honey?»
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| Without no jive
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| This was the dude’s reply, «Like she’s anybody’s. |
| who wants to make some
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| Money.»
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| «She's really down
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| And known all around
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| As Doriella Du Fontaine
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| She plays her stick
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| Mind you, she’s slick
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| She’s one of the best in the game
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| This girl’s no jerk
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| I’ve seen her work
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| She’s nice and she can use her head
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| And she’s good with her crack
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| From a long way’s back
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| And she’s done made me a whole lot of bread.»
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| Now, Vann was sporting a Panama Straw
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| Had a Corona-producto stuck out the side of his jaw
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| He wore a beige silk suit
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| That looked real silky
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| And my man was dressed like to make Rockefeller feel guilty
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| Now I was pressed, I must confess
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| Although I couldn’t compare with Vann
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| It’s not that his taste is better than mine
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| Just that he is the big money man
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| «Hey, fellows,» Doriella said
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| «I'm starving as can be
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| How about a bite to eat?»
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| So we all agreed
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| On a fabulous feed
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| Down at the Waldorf
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| Now the Waldorf was blowing
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| In bright neon light
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| Although this was my first flight
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| We were all clean as the board of health
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| Three players, that’s true
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| In rainbows of blue
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| And we painted a picture of wealth
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| Now as we were dining
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| Vann started unwinding
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| He began to run his mouth off to me
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| But as we left
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| I dug his woman, Doriella Du Fontaine
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| Was standing pinning on me
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| «Hey fellow,» Doriella said
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| «Since we met I’m glad
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| So here’s the address to my pad.»
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| So next Saturday
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| I got real fly
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| And I went to see Miss Du Fontaine
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| I stopped off at my main man Jaws
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| He dealt in snow
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| And I copped me some cocaine
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| Now I got to her pad
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| Jim it was some kind of bad
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| It was really a bar set
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| She had a 5-inch carpet
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| Which was limited in a market
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| Somewhere from the far-East Orient
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| The high file was sailin'
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| And I wasn’t failing
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| But I just couldn’t rap to this queen
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| She dug my feet was cold
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| And took a tigh hold
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| And gave me some pot, Chicago Green
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| She said «You be my man
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| And together we’ll trick the land
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| And I’ll be your true-blue bitch
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| Although you’ll have to show me to those other squares
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| I’ll take their dough and make you rich.»
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| Now you know where I’m at!
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| I really went for that
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| And I put this fine ho in her bed
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| Me and this queen made love supreme
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| And I flipped when she gave me some head
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| Now, next Saturday round one
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| We were out having fun
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| At the club known as the Island of Joy
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| When in walked Dixie Fair
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| Drugstore millionaire
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| International playboy
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| «Hey, fellow,» Dixie said, «Who's that fine model in red?
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| Why I’ll give you a fee, if you introduce her to me.»
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| So I did, and my woman, D, she did the rest
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| «Next morning in bed horse honey she said
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| I can beat Dixie for all his bread
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| But you have to wait patiently
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| Like a hustler on the sunny lands of New Mexico
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| Because I don’t want you around
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| When I take off this clown
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| And I get him hung up in my den
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| But when I pull through
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| Baby, I’ll come straight to you
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| And you’ll never have to hustle again.»
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| So the next morning
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| I jumped in my $ 500 dollar grey silk vine
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| Downed me an ice cold pint of vine
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| I snatched my bank book
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| And I made reservations on TWA airline
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| Now, my stay wasn’t bad
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| I had a fabulous pad
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| I pulled plenty of fabulous hoes
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| I pulled Miss Carmen Vista
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| Who was huge in the Keister
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| And first cousin to Mexicali Rose
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| The climat was hot
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| And there was plenty of pot
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| And the tequila’s were dynamite
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| As I laid in my shack, on top of Carmen’s back
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| I had her on her knees all night
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| Now one morning
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| As I patiently waited |
| I got a telegram that stated
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| It said, «Papa daddy
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| I made a real grand slam
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| I’m on my way. |
| TWA
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| Comet number 3
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| Be in New Mexico by four
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| Can’t say no more. |
| Love, your fine woman, D.»
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| Comin' then gave me a bath in ice cold milk
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| And I jumped in my $ 500 dollar grey silk
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| And downed me a pint of ice-cold wine
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| When I dug the New York news
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| That shook me in my shoes
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| With its bold daring headline.
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| It read Bulletin. |
| Last night, Dixie Fair.
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| Drug store millionaire.
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| Committed suicide.
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| Left all his fame
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| To Miss Du Fontaine, stated to be his bride."
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| So then I made a B line on down to the airport
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| Just in time to hear the announcer say
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| «Attention in the lobby
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| Attention in the Lobby:
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| Relatives and friends
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| All passengers on comet number 3
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| Wait no longer
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| For fate’s cruel hands
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| The good comet has crashed
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| Off the coast of Chili Sands
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| But wait! |
| The rescuers said there was a woman alive!
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| Age 25…
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| Hair glassy black.
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| Eyes deep sea green-blues
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| Skin a boss dark hue
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| She said she was on her way
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| To her fine man in grey
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| Stated to be his bride
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| She would have been his true-blue bitch
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| And made him rich
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| But then she coughed up blood and died.»
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| Man! |
| I pulled through
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| Like all damned stud’s due
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| But I know I’ll never be the same
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| Cause there’ll never be another Miss Doriella Du Fontaine
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| That’s her name Miss Du Fontaine
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| I’ll never be the same
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| Cause there’ll never be another Miss Doriella du Fontaine |