Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song One Night in Bethlehem (Parody of "One Night in Bangkok"), artist - ApologetiX. Album song Handheld Messiah, in the genre
Date of issue: 22.10.2013
Record label: Parodudes
Song language: English
One Night in Bethlehem (Parody of "One Night in Bangkok") |
Bankrupt, boring little city |
And the city don’t know what a gift it is getting |
But crammed Bethlehem has a guest star in her |
Who goes with everything at Yule dinner |
I’m surprised no one seemed to visit |
Since the former king and psalmist was once born in it |
Saul came, don’t you know he then moved |
David’s his general, you can’t fault him for that can you? |
He’s fightin' with the Philistines -- why waste time -- on -- on this place? |
One night in Bethlehem the world played hostess |
The barn was simple but it sure came cheap |
The Son of God would change the winter solstice |
And if you’re looking at the goats and sheep |
I can see an angel flying up to me |
Young child, Mary was his mother |
But they’ll head down over to Egypt, brother |
There’s a dragnet involved, it’s really such a pity |
Herod’s looking for the boy — not looking apathetic |
Wait a minute |
He thinks one child can politically bring him down? |
Jesus, young and sweet (young, sweet) |
King Herod’s fed up and things are gonna get ugly |
That guy’s a tough Tyrannosaurus |
Whose every move is fast and furious |
I’d get my kid across the state line at crunch time |
One night in Bethlehem the start was humble |
Not much to see but there was history |
One guy was sent to end the 12 Tribes' troubles |
So be prepared to meet your coming king |
I can see the Gentiles watch expectantly |
Wise men are gonna be in Guinness |
As the ultimate quest to celebrate Christmas |
These gifts seem more than you’d have |
Brought a young ruler of the Tribe of Judah |
Praise God, He’s always watching His Word, fulfilling it |
I don’t see two guys raised in |
The time and place Zion’s prophets placed Him |
I’ll bet you lunch you couldn’t find two |
But it seems these clues do not entice you |
So you’d better go back to the start, and the symbols from your forefathers |
One night in Bethlehem the world rejoices |
The barn’s no temple, but that Boy’s a Priest |
It’s time for God so raise your golden voices |
He’s in the flesh, a little mystery |
I can see the angels flying just to see |
One night in Bethlehem the start was humble |
Not much to see but there was history |
The Christ was sent to end the 12 Tribes' troubles |
And with a careful look at prophecy |
I can see a dreidel on your Christmas tree |