| What do you think that you’re trying to prove
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| As you gang up and talk down at me?
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| Bending my ears, accusing me of wrong
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| With friends like that, who needs enemies?
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| Oh, I can cry with little help from my friends
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| Ooh, and ask why with little help from my friends
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| Ooh, gonna die with little help from my friends
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| What did I do to deserve such a fate?
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| (Was it murder or some evil thought?)
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| How do I deal with the pressure and pain
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| (Are you sad because you’re finally caught?)
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| No!
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| Oh, I can cry with little help from my friends
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| Ooh, and ask why with little help from my friends
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| Ooh, gonna die with little help from my friends
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| Did you cheat anybody?
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| I cheat nobody at all
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| Did you steal any money?
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| That wasn’t funny at all
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| Would you agree to a lie detector test?
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| Yes, I’m certain that I haven’t done a crime
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| What if the police said you had to confess?
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| I would tell them that they’d lost their minds
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| Go!
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| Oh, I can cry with little help from my friends
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| Ooh, and ask why with little help from my friends
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| Ooh, gonna die with little help from my friends
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| Did you beat anybody?
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| I just keep beating my breast
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| Do you need an attorney?
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| I need you to give it a rest
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| Oh, I can cry with little help from my friends
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| Ooh, and ask why with little help from my friends
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| Ooh, gonna die with little help from my friends
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| Yes, so goodbye, you’re little help now my friends
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| You’re little help now my friends
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| Ah ah ah ah ahhh ah |