| 3rd Bass deals with the first place
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| Of where your mind is
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| The kind of stuff that you want to smoke blunts with
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| Take pictures, like Allen Funt would
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| Snapshots get the crack hot
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| Good to get it, but don’t sweat it
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| Cause if you pursue she’ll chalk the cue
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| And boom, stroke the 8 ball
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| Stick and run and were having fun
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| Prickin' my cactus like I’m shooting my gun
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| Quickly 'til it explodes and I unload
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| The cactus
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| I stand for lust of quenchin'
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| Gee sit on cactus and rotate
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| Enough time to clock a digit
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| Ass so large it won’t quit
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| So I step to kick to
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| The Oval Office in my intro
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| Throwin' low bass to the third line
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| A girl on mines a prop
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| So I found loops to hold
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| And then a boomin' butt to go
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| To go lo solo readily
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| It’s the cactus behind door 3
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| The smart villain, chillin' like Gilligan
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| Out on an island
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| Fishin' with my string and bamboo
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| Caught somethin' in a see thru nighty
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| Might be a little tasty
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| A 300 pound white girl
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| No one to see this, boom, I dropped my fluid like a chemist
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| She’s contained and I’m a lame brain
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| But doing the wild thing
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| Kicked the fat thing off of my swing
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| Larger than Jim Backus
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| It’s the cactus
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| No boots your money spent
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| Last call for toxicants
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| One move to reach a throttle
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| Eyesight is through a goggle
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| I trips to the hype type
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| Good-looking in the dark light
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| It’s appetizing to conversate
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| To a fossil pushing 58
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| All bags and her butt sags
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| In the desert no price tag
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| A household tool and a stank ho
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| The Cactus turned Hammer’s mother out
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| There it is, RIF Productions has brought forth the cactus
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| Forget what you have heard, forget what you might have seen
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| 'Cuz this is the new thing to swing upon in 80-deca
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| Sam Sever got the cactus
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| Pete Nice got the cactus
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| Tayshaun got the cactus
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| MC Serch got the cactus
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| Russell Simmons got the cactus
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| KMD got the cactus
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| (?) got the cactus
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| Ahmed and Otis got the cactus
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| Big Craig got a BIG ol' cactus!
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| (?) got the cactus
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| Dante, he got a little itty bitty baby cactus!
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| …but he can still use it, ha ha ha haaa!
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| See ya! |
| Yo, we’re Professor Griff, that means we’re outta here, sucka |