Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Oval Office, artist - 3rd Bass. Album song The Cactus Album, in the genre Рэп и хип-хоп
Date of issue: 13.11.1989
Record label: A Def Jam Recordings Release;
Song language: English
Oval Office |
«This recording, is a collection |
Of unintended indiscretions before a microphone» |
«Oh who locked the door?» |
«A hard man is good to find.» |
«Open the door!» |
«The principles. |
of friction» |
This feeling’s a function, so step to this |
Ain’t the average boys who do this |
Door is opened, to office summoned |
Yo Pete I think you’re in there man! |
(«I'm coming!») |
Reception warm, not a handshake |
My hands shook, barrier’s about to break |
She was seated, legs long and slammin |
Oval office opened, so let’s begin! |
Push my point across, firmly |
Core proposal |
Prime Minister serve me, surely («Surely! Nyuk nyuk nyuk») |
I serve you with motion |
And doors open wider, coast in |
Secretary said, «Put Serch on line two. |
Yo, put him on hold!» |
«That towel was related to my husband!» |
(repeat 4X) |
Aiyyo Pete man, let me in man |
I’m here to get retarded yo, so step off |
Nah I’m not holdin the door to come in |
Yo, yo move your, move your elbow! |
Move your elbow, yo, you’re not dickin on me |
Your boy look like the Great Pumpkin |
You’re frontin like you play the Pumpkin |
Move your elbow, because I’m IN THERE! |
The meeting rotates |
Mockneck or cactus? |
«They got my head boss.» |
She attacked us! |
With a treaty for disarmament |
We signed |
Figured there’s no harm in it («Oh alright alright alright.») |
So I disarmed |
And I poured the Scotch |
And asked the Prime Minister, mind if I watch? |
(«Oh my goodness!») |
Yeah, I reckon |
You keep minutes, I’ll let you get seconds |
Then the summit rose, I get vetoed |
Presidential pardon, let me G yo! |
Lunch became filet of soul/sole with tongue |
The Oval Office work is never done! |
Never done! |
«That towel was related to my husband!» |
(repeat 2X) |
Aiyyo I’m serious man, did you have sex? |
Nah man |
It was you that did it! |
Filet of sole on the Oval Office |
On a peanut butter leg |
Yo. |
She got down to my knees and it spread! |
«That towel was related to my husband!» |
(repeat 2X) |
G’in, seein, have you playin it like a diplomat |
The Oval Office ain’t nothin but a boot magnet |
Close to close, but Pete freaked it anyway |
Serch said |
Prime, let’s do the three the hard way! |
And knockin like we’re knockin |
BOOTS! |
The office flooded with the sex check suits |
Deploy missiles of the MX variety |
Spoken spasm of invasion inside of me |
I release my rebels, the onslaught ceased |
And in the Oval Office |
Finally peace! |
Motions carried out, played it like Presidents |
What’s the Oval Office? |
Our permanent residence! |
Meeting of the mind, as well as the pelvis |
Aiyyo Bush! |
We’re outtie like Elvis! |
Aiyyo Serch you’re in there man |
You’re finally in there, for the first time man! |
«Victims of these classic boners.» |
Yo move that thick body of yours |
Move that thick white body! |
«Victims of these classic boners.» |
Yes, yes -- WOOOOOODIEE! |
I’ve got the woody! |
I’ve got the woodie -- and I’m gonna get the head |
«Victims of these classic boners.» |
I can feel it! |
You gotta understand see |
«Victims of these classic boners.» |
Gotta understand the subject of the topic |
There’s too much butt-waxin, no -- |
There’s too much vaseline usage |
There’s too much KY jelly |
Cause I’ve got the WOOOOODIEE! |
I have the woody man, I have |
Yo let me tell you somethin man, you’re a GIRLIE MAN |
You’re a flabber man, I am a muscle man |
I think you are my auntie |
Cause I am the man who is in the Oval Office |
You’re just a GIRLIE FLABBER MAN, you hamster man |
I’m a great man, you’re a flabber man |
Uhh, aiyyo yo you know what I heard? |
I heard Rob never got the wood |
I heard Rob is frontin like the Great Pumpin on the woodie |
And I heard Seth Lover? |
He got the WRONG woodie |
He needs the positive… WOOOODIEEEE! |
Aiyyo I’m goin home man; |
I’m goin home to tell my mother (BOOTS!) |
I’m goin home to tell my mother about my first experience. |
*fades* |